You know what I like most about people? Pets

Our doubts are traitors,<br /> and make us lose the good we oft might win,<br /> by fearing to attempt.

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot

To conceal anything from those to whom I am attached, is not in my nature. I can never close my lips where I have opened my heart

The essence of being human is that one does not seek perfection.

“I'm sorry. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain.”

Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class - Hope your surgery went well

It never got weird enough for me.

I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.

There is always something left to love.

I have never found anybody who could stand to accept the daily demonstrative love I feel in me, and give back as good as I give.”

When you love someone, its never over. You move on, because you have to but you take them with you in your heart

Ever morning, until you dead in the ground, you gone have to make this decision. You gone have to ask yourself, "Am I gone believe what them fools say about me today?

I used to date the lead singer of The Cranberries, but she cheated on me. Turns out she had some turkey on the side

Only the phoenix rises and does not descend. And everything changes. And nothing is truly lost

I'm not psycho...I just like psychotic things.”

there is always one woman to save you from another and as that woman saves you she makes ready to destroy

when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose

There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy

The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.