Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

Don't be a dick!

Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.

In giving advice, seek to help, not please, your friend.

Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble.

It seems that bad advice that's fun will always be better known than than good advice that's dull-no matter how useless that fun advice is.

Advice is very easy to give, and even easier not to follow, so I don't fool with it.

Many receive advice, few profit by it.

The advice of friends must be received with a judicious reserve; we must not give ourselves up to it and follow it blindly, whether right or wrong.

Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.

The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself.

No-one wants advice only corroboration.

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.

The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to be perfectly indifferent whether it is taken or not, and never persist in trying to set people right.

There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.

Never give advice unless asked.

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.