Scott Adams

Cartoonist.

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Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.	Uncategorized
Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.	Uncategorized
Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.	Uncategorized
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.	Uncategorized
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.	Uncategorized
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.	Uncategorized
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.	Uncategorized
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.	Uncategorized
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?	Uncategorized