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Scott Adams

Scott Adams

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There are always deadlines I have to meet. I don't let myself get too close to the deadlines, so it's not like I'm just sweating bullets or anything if the clock is ticking. I never let myself get in that situation. Uncategorized
The only risk of failure is promotion. Uncategorized
The longer you work here, diverse it gets. Uncategorized
The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want. Uncategorized
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. Uncategorized
The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it. Uncategorized
The best plan now is to have as many bosses as possible. I call it boss diversity. If you work for a company and you have one boss and that boss doesn't like you or wants to get rid of you, you're in trouble. But if you work for yourself, you have lots of bosses, who are your customers, and if a few of them decide they don't like you, that's okay. Uncategorized
Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems. Uncategorized
It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation. Uncategorized
In fact, most people are being squeezed in their little cubicle, and their creativity is forced out elsewhere, because the company can't use it. The company is organized to get rid of variants. Uncategorized
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. Uncategorized
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard. Uncategorized
I've always defined myself not as a cartoonist , but as an entrepreneur. That was true before I tried cartooning. I always imagined cartooning would be how I got my seed capital. I always thought my other businesses would be the less dominant part of my life. Uncategorized
I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet. Uncategorized
I'm primarily just an investor. Uncategorized
I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with 'thought you'd be interested,' and then give an electrical shock to the sender to remind him or her to stop send that kind of message. Uncategorized
I'm not happy on vacation. In those rare times when I have three hours with no work I have to do, I'm terribly uncomfortable. Uncategorized
I would sometimes sit in a crowded restaurant, and say, 'You know, I'm the only person in this restaurant who can't draw.' Uncategorized
I try to manage my day by my circadian rhythms because the creativity is such an elusive thing, and I could easily just stomp over it doing my administrative stuff. Uncategorized
I try to avoid giving advice. Uncategorized

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