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In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground. Uncategorized
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. Uncategorized
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife. Uncategorized
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen. Uncategorized
I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be. Uncategorized
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Uncategorized
I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it. Uncategorized
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? Uncategorized
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. Uncategorized
Life is wasted on the living. Uncategorized
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be. Uncategorized
This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. Uncategorized
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair. Uncategorized
We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem. Uncategorized
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. Uncategorized
To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity. Uncategorized
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space. Uncategorized
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened. Uncategorized
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. Uncategorized
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands. Uncategorized

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