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It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear. Uncategorized
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. Uncategorized
In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri. Uncategorized
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. Uncategorized
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be. Uncategorized
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. Uncategorized
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner. Uncategorized
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife. Uncategorized
He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which. Uncategorized
“He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.” Uncategorized
The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate. Uncategorized
The difficulty with this conversation is that it's very different from most of the ones I've had of late. Which, as I explained, have mostly been with trees. Uncategorized
It is a rare mind indeed that can render the hitherto non-existent blindingly obvious. The cry 'I could have thought of that' is a very popular and misleading one, for the fact is that they didn't, and a very significant and revealing fact it is too. Uncategorized
Time is bunk. Uncategorized
The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind. Uncategorized
I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. Uncategorized
The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks. Uncategorized
You live and learn. At any rate, you live. Uncategorized
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. Uncategorized
If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves. Uncategorized

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