Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

I like the night. Without the dark, we'd never see the stars

A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other...Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever

I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going...

Deserves it! I daresay he does. Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement....

You’ve got about as much charm as a dead slug

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too

When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

A woman's heart should be so hidden in God that a man has to seek Him just to find her

I lie to myself all the time. But I never believe me

If you like her, if she makes you happy, and if you feel like you know her---then don't let her go.

Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them

My nightmares are usually about losing you. I'm okay once I realize you're here

The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be...

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.

People who claim that they're evil are usually no worse than the rest of us... It's people who claim that they're good, or any way better than the rest of us, that you have to be...