What a FUN !!!

Yes, nice joke..

Smart answer..
Husband: I will not pay the bill.
Wife: Why..
Husband: Tomorrow, i have an important meeting.. i do not want to be ill..:)

:ohmy:
What a great FUN?
- If some one crosses the North Korean borders illegally, they get 12 years hard labor.
- If some one crosses the Iranian borders illegally, they will be detained indefinitely in prison.
- If some one crosses the Afghanistan borders illegally, they will get shoot at sight.
- If some one crosses the Saudi Arabian borders illegally, they will be thrown into the jail.
- If some one crosses the Chinese borders illegally, they may never be heard or seen there after.
- If some one crosses the Venezuelan borders illegally, they will be branded as spy and their fate will be sealed.
- If some one crosses the Cuban borders illegally, they will be thrown into political prison to rot.
- If some one crosses the Britain borders illegally, they will be arrested, prosecuted, jailed and deported.
But...?
???
If some one crosses the Indian borders illegally……………….
(At present so many thousands of such people are here in India in our border states, and they can roam freely across the country).
They get a Ration Card, Voter ID, Voting Rights, Passport, Pilgrim Subsidies, Jobs, Reservations, Driving License, Student/Job ID cards, Special privileges as part of vote banks, Credit Cards, Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house, Free education, Free health care,…..
PLUS + +
+
+
Many Lobbyists at New Delhi to protect and look after their interests.
?
?
?
Is it not a great FUN amongst all the other funs?

Think before you act.

Sridhar Kesireddy

This is not fun but sarcastic commnts on efficiency of our border check posts and intellignce network. The system should be streamlined so that illegal migrants and terrorists canot enter our country easily.

I am here for first time .That is in forums.My first hit is this fun.Enjoyed it well. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

@ gulshan
Why we should feel shy to accept the truth. How can talking about truth becomes Sarcastic.
Why did you get our border securuty guards and intelligence staff in your mind.
Why can't you think about our corrupt officials, politicians and the practice of vote banks.
It is not our border securuty guards and intelligence staff, who provided all such facilities to the illigal immigrants.
We should not become innefficient in exposing it, raising our voice against it, bringing awareness about it.
Since last 62 years, we have been facing such non sence. Enough is enough. Now, its time to set right every thing. Other wise, we should be ready to become political slaves once again.

JAI HIND

Hello guys, Amit posted, this thread to have some fun with some jokes. Let us discuss about Politics in another thread.

Yes, Sridhar Why is that always we should talk about everything that serious. Agreed that India is in such a bad state but there should be some fun atleast in this post..So let's talk about it in another thread or you start a thread where all members can participate...

Hey Amit, That was a really nice joke..and actually the emoctions you used really made it more presentable...Ha ha ha..Shows how much smarter are today's kids...

Thanks for what I received so far in this thread... B)

Sach ka Saamna

Rahul's Dad brought home a robot one day.
The robot had the ability to detect lies and would slap the person who lied. :)

Rahul returned late from school.
Dad asked, “Son why are you late from school?”
“Dad, we had extra classes today”.
Robot slapped Rahul on his face. :P

Dad shouted, "Come on tell me the truth, why are you late?"
“Dad, I went to see the movie Ten Commandments.”
Robot slapped Rahul on his face. :P

Sorry dad, I went to see the movie "Chameli Ki Jawaani".
"Shame on you son, when I was your age, I never watched obscene movies or misbehaved."
Immediately, Dad gets a slap on the face from the robot. :laugh: :laugh:

Rahul's mom comes walking out of the kitchen and says to her husband, "After all, he's your son!"

The robot slaps the mom. :ohmy: :ohmy:


Its a Serious Request to Not to be Serious in this Thread...

Sorry Amit, I regret.
Let us have only fun in this thread from now onwards.

Both your jokes are excellent. I will also try to post a few later.

Regards

Sridhar Kesireddy

Hello Amit, both of your jokes were funny ! I too will try posting some alright.

Girl's Diary Vs. Boy's Diary :

HER DIARY :

Day night, I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends
All day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I Was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so
I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but He kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong - he said,
"Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.

He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept Driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know Why he didn't say, "I love u, too."When we got home I felt As if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore..

He just sat there and watched TV.; He seemed distant and absent.Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided
That I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the Situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too
Fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts Are with someone else. My life is a disaster !.


HIS DIARY :

Today India lost the cricket match against Bangladesh. DAMN IT.

nice joke but i listen previously this type of joke send another new joke. is this joke made by self.

:lol:
Nice 1 Anusha...
Keep it up...

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.

One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address.
He thought he should open it to see what it was about.

The letter read:

Dear God,

I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension.

Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment.

Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope...
Can you please help me?

Sincerely,

Edna

The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars.

By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman.

The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.

Christmas came and went.

A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God.

All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.

It read:

Dear God,

How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?

Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.

By the way, there was $4 missing.

I think it might have been those bastards at the post office.

Sincerely,

Edna

You are right Santosh. It was not made by self. I thought it was funny, so posted. Thanks.

Good joke..
Another one:

An almost deaf person was advised by his wife to go and visit his neighbour was has fallen ill.
He replied "How can I manage?. I cannot hear properly what he will say.."
"No problem, I have an idea. As soon as you go ask "How Are you?" As people are optimistic, he will say "I am getting better".
Reply back :"Good, Are you taking the medicines regularly?" He will tell: "Yes" Reply back:" Ok, keep taking, You will be better soon. See you, Bye"

Next day he went and put the first question "Hi Ram, How are you?"
The man on the bed replied "Hi Madhu I am dying yaar" :(
"Ok good,Are you taking the medicines regularly?" :ohmy:
Frustrated, he replied "I am taking POISON, is it ok?" :S
"Ok, keep taking, You will be better soon. See you, Bye" :cheer:

:side: :(

GR88888888 I m laughing here... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Oh.. happy to see a new place for jokes and so much of laugh at boddunan.. nice thread.. keep it up..

Before Marriage

Boy: Thank God, You came at last...I was waiting for that. B) B)

Girl: Then, Shall I leave you alone?? :dry:

Boy: No, Don't ever think of that.. :ohmy: :ohmy:

Girl: Do You Love me?? :( :(

Boy: Yes, Now and always. :) :)

Girl: Did you ever cheat me?? :angry: :angry:

Boy: No, I have never done that and will never also.. :woohoo: :woohoo:

Girl: Will you Kiss me?? :unsure: :unsure:

Boy: Everytime I get a chance... :kiss: :kiss:

Girl: Will you beat me?? :( :( :angry:

Boy: Are you mad?? :angry: ..I am not like that.. :woohoo: :woohoo:

Girl: Can I Trust you?? :dry: :dry:

Boy: Yes... :) :)

Girl: Darling!!! :) :kiss: :kiss:

After Marriage

READ THIS FROM BACKWARDS... :lol: :lol: