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Principal:
Agar koi ladka girl's hostel me paya gaya, to usko pehli bar Rs 300 fine lagega, dusri bar 500 aur teesri bar Rs 800 fine lagega.

Funny Student:
Bole touuuuuu Monthly pass ka kya lega, mamu?

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bakri chadi pahad pe bakri chadi pahad pe aur aur..........

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Niche utar aayee
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Lol, nice one, it's really a good funny sms mamu
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This is really a smart question ask by the boys i like him answers good ans thanks for posting.
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Its really a funny sms shared.Keep posting more.
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doston aur popcorn me kya similarity hai...?????
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.simple ...dono ko thoda sa jalao toh muh fula kar beth jaate hein...
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Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..

"hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain"
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Teacher: Tumhare PaPa kya karte hain?
Pappu: Jo meri Mommy kehti hai woh. ..
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Sitam Dhane Ki Hadd Hoti Hai
Kisi Ko Satane Ki Hadd Hoti Hai
SMS Karne Ki Kabhi Koshish To Karo
SMS Padh Ke Mobile Jeb Mein Daalne Ki Hadd Hoti Hai…
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Roz Logo Se Pange Honge
Roz Tere Ghar Mein Dange Honge
Agar Tu Mujhe SMS Nahi Bhejega To Yaad Rakhna
Tere 12 Bache Honge Aur Sare Lafange Honge…
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Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....


loan pass nahi hua...
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Hum loke boltako bolta bolte hai tumlog hindime boltako kya bolta hai.
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Dharam pita:-Not real father
Dharam bhai:-Not real brother
Dharam bahen:-Not real sister
Phir.....
Dharam patni:-Real wife kyun?
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Madam-Kaha hai copy kaha hai pen?
Boy-jabse tumhe dekha hai,kya copy aur kya pen,tere mast-mast do nain,mere dil ka le gaye chain...!
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Post here yours jokes-

Principal:
Agar koi ladka girl's hostel me paya gaya, to usko pehli bar Rs 300 fine lagega, dusri bar 500 aur teesri bar Rs 800 fine lagega.

Funny Student:
Bole touuuuuu Monthly pass ka kya lega, mamu?


Oh yes some concession must be there, how about 300x15= 4,500/pm?
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Post here yours jokes-

Principal:
Agar koi ladka girl's hostel me paya gaya, to usko pehli bar Rs 300 fine lagega, dusri bar 500 aur teesri bar Rs 800 fine lagega.

Funny Student:
Bole touuuuuu Monthly pass ka kya lega, mamu?

Nice funny Sms.This child has a great Humour....Really Funny....
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New concept to propose a girl-
Mujse shadi karke,mera life barbad karneka moka aap kabul kijiye.
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New concept to propose a girl-
Mujse shadi karke,mera life barbad karneka moka aap kabul kijiye.


And in case she accepted, uski to nikal padi na?
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Teacher asked students how were your feelings before coming school.
The teacher expected the reply will be baby.
But all answered happy.
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New concept to propose a girl-
Mujse shadi karke,mera life barbad karneka moka aap kabul kijiye.


Ha this is really funny propose.
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