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Aftr robbing a Bank, robber asked clerk:Did u see me robbing?
Clerk:Yes.Robber shot him dead
asked nextclerk:Did u?
2nd clerk:No,But my wife saw u

One million copies of a new book soldIn just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title."An idea.that can change ur wife.
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One million copies of a new book soldIn just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title."An idea.that can change ur wife.
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This is really a funny joke.

One million copies of a new book soldIn just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title."An idea.that can change ur wife.
W in place of L

This is really a funny joke.

And what about that bank robber joke?

Aftr robbing a Bank, robber asked clerk:Did u see me robbing?
Clerk:Yes.Robber shot him dead
asked nextclerk:Did u?
2nd clerk:No,But my wife saw u

What a nice way of getting rid of a wife! Where is that robber?

I think you should try to write english alphabets for english only. It hardly makes any sense. I think this thread is useless.

Aftr robbing a Bank, robber asked clerk:Did u see me robbing?
Clerk:Yes.Robber shot him dead
asked nextclerk:Did u?
2nd clerk:No,But my wife saw u

Really very funny joke.. :laugh: :laugh: :lol:
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You are finding it funny now but once you shall get married this wont be as funny. :)

I dont know Hindi. My husband know to speak only.

Teacher asked students how were your feelings before coming school.
The teacher expected the reply will be baby.
But all answered happy.

Ram I did not got what is this joke.

Beta: papa meri teacher kitni pyari hai na!
Baap:beta teacher MAA KE BARABAR HOTI HAI
Beta:ap to hamesha apni he setting mein lage rehte ho.
:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Interviewer:why did you leave your last job?
Applicant:Because my company shifted the office and did not tell me where.
:cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

Jab se dekha hai teri aankhon mein jhank kar
koi bhi aaina acha nahin lagta
teri mohabbat mein aise hue hai deewane
tumhe koi aur dekhe toh acha nahin lagta

tera sath hai to mujhe kya kmi hai,
teri her muskaan se mili mujhe kushi hai,
muskuraate rahna isi trh humesha,
kyo ki teri is muskaan me meri jaan bsi hai.

Hindi sms

Thread is too old and irrelevant hence locking it up!