Today's : Jokes and Comedies

hi friends, no jokes no comedies!!

then what is life. share your jokes here. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Two trains went on the same track.But there was no accident.How?

2 hrs gap . im not sure nag :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Why exactly two hours of Gap? :P One went in the morning and the other went in the evening. :P

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hahahaha nice joke nagalakshmi.. sorry nice Mokkai.... :P

i don't understand this joke or mokkai..............

where is the joke...........even i don;t understand........

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The meaning of mokkai is dull and boring. Is it right nataraj?

Which language you are using friends?Tamil or any other local one?

Afraid that someone will take away your slippers when you leave them outside the place of worship?

But do not Follow the same method:
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Abid, both mokkai and mudiyala are tamil words."mokkai" means dull and boring. "mudiyala" means cannot tolerate. :)

Very good safety measure.If i follow it i would keep the keys too. :)

The next one : Discussion b/w A -Indian and B-USA


A : went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton. USA

B : I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. He takes him to a forest.

B : Dig the ground. A did it.

B : More….More…More… A went upto 100 Feet.

B : So now, try to search something.

A : I got a Wire.

B : You know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones.

A became frustrated. He invited B to India.

Next year B was in India.

A : I want to show you our advancement. The same…he takes B to a forest.

A : Dig it. B does.

A : More….More…More… … B goes upto almost 400 feet.

A :Try to find something. B tries.

A : Did you get anything?

B: No, there is nothing here.

A : you know, it shows that even 400 years ago, we used to have WIRELESS!!

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ha.. :laugh: :laugh: That a revenging tech joke..thanks for sharing MATHI

yes correct. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
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The next Joke is :

A is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says " Hello, how did you know I was here?"

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nice collection of jokes....keep sharing mathi.........

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thanks
The next one is :

A: With two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what happened to his ears and he answered, " I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone

I accidentally picked up the iron an stuck to my ear." "Oh Dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. .. what happened to the other ear?" "The man called back again."

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