Today's : Jokes and Comedies

Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.

Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight."

Very nice jokes shared by you,Krishna.Thanks for sharing!!! :) :)

nagalakshmi.karunanidhi wrote:
[quote]Very nice jokes shared by you,Krishna.Thanks for sharing!!! :) :)[/quote]

thanks for your encouragement.

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Krishna,good that you are keeping this thread alive with your jokes. :)