Today's : Jokes and Comedies

Mathi, really a good collection of jokes. The best thing a man can do is to make others laugh. :)

My nephew just saw the pic of 2 slippers locked, and said, - "Aunty, How will the thief go with these slippers ? Will he Hop and jump after wearing these?" ha ha ha ha

Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot !"

Johnny: "It's a family tradition".

Teacher: "What do you mean?"

Johnny: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".

Teacher: "What about your mother?"

Johnny: "She's a woman...

nice joke..........makes every one laugh...........nice thread......

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nice joke krishna chw...

keep posting!!

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very nice jokes dear.
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The next one is :

Did you hear about A who asked his friends to give him all their burnt out light bulbs?

He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom.

he he...nice one Mathi.. :laugh: :laugh: Others are also good..thanks for sharing

ha ha ha ahh.................

good dude keep it up...............................

Interesting Thread ...Very Nice every one post

Today's Joke: Secret of a happy married life by a man

Once X asked Y, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"

Y said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to
each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

X asked, "Can you explain?"

Y said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife
decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

Still not convinced, X asked Y "Give me some examples"

Y said, "Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to
save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator
to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by
my wife. I just agree to it"

X asked, "Then what is your role?"

Y said, "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America
should attack Iraq, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe,
whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire
etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to any of these".

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nice sajeet
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The next one is :

Doctor, I have a problem.'

Doctor : 'What's your problem?'

A : 'I keep forgetting things.'

Doctor : 'Since when do you have this problem?'

A : 'What problem?'

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so What is next.
Why couldn't the' A' write the number "eleven"? He didn't know which "one" (1) came first...

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!”

Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”

Banta to Lawyer: What is your fees?

Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.

Banta: Isn't it too high?

Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?

Hahaha very funny really krishna.. keep it up... :) :)

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!