Ant and elephant again...

Ya.. good.. intersize is a little innovative

And then there are a red ant and white ant in a circle:
The white ant asks red ant "Why r u red?" to which it says I drink humun blood"
Then the red ant asks the same question to white ant. The white ant says " I use FAIR AND LOVELY"

That is so hilarious... :woohoo:

Ant and elephant jokes are really popular...

It is very funny aastha and sridevi ... :laugh: :silly:

Thanks for sharing ..do share more.

Really funny joke,, :lol:

"Once the ant and the elephant were playing hide n seek game It was elephant's turn to catch the ant but the ant was caught .she was hiding in the temple Then the ant asked how he came to know that she was hiding in the temple ,then he replied that he saw her sandals lying outside"

nice joke shashu

One day Ant say something in the elephant ear and elephant get fainted...

guess what she said
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I M GOING TO GIVE BIRTH TO YOU CHILD...I M PERGNANT WITH UR CHILD.

Nice good joke
please share more jokes on ant and elephant, i like them

These jokes are not at all humorous,until we had'nt heard these jokes before.

this type of joke are like it . i have heared sometimes and like all my friend intereating

An ant will be walking fast,
Monkey sees and ask her where she is going so fast
Ant replies....Elephant is in the hospital
am going to donate blood for the elephant

very nice Fathima...
Here is another one!!

one day elephant was riding a scooter and ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they met with an accident . They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only elephant got hurt... how..???
Because ant was wearing the helmet.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Hey I had never seen this thread before! Ant and elephant jokes are very good and funny!:)

One and ant and elephant went swimming. After sometime the ant got tired and came out to rest. He called the elephant out of water and when he came out, the ant gave him a look from top to bottom and told him he can continue swimming. The elephant was perplexed and asked the ant what was he looking for! Ant said that he had lost his shorts and wanted to make that the elephant was not wearing them! :laugh: :P :laugh: