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Here, Anybody can ask questions, however the answers need to be funny,(even though there is some scientifc explanation to that question)
Let us start with the following question-

Q1. Why does the cow give us milk?

Let us give answers in a funny way.

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Cow give us milk to because she love us... We give her grass........
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Grt answer Santosh.. Let us see if any other answers.. :)
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Mine would be "...because It can't drink its own milk "
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I would answer as..

It can't store that much milk in her body so she gives us..
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The other outputs are not useful :silly:

so it feels that some useful output must be given to man which is milk...as man gives her an useful input
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@ aastha and rajani.. nice answers .. I thk aastha's is best :) , previously ppl used to use the dung also, but not now..

Ok.. Q2: Why do we yawn when we feel sleepy?
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I wish to indicate people who talks non stop "Please stop your talk. I feel sleepy " :)
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According to me politics is the game that adults with no brains and no useful job play!! :evil: :evil: :laugh:
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@Sridevi, thanks for considering my answer as best..


Politics is something where retired and uneducated people do their TIME PASS..
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Politics is game among politician to win . when they win they misuse his position because they know second time they may not get this golden opportunity.
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Nice answers. concept of Timepass and game are interesting.


Q4. Why do we have thunder before rain?
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COW DOESNOT KNOW HOW TO COOK. SO ITS NOT GIVING ANY OTHER DRINKS LIKE TEA COFFEE ETC.
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Hi Pradeep- That was for "Why does the cow give us milk?" It was really good

Anyway, now the question is "Why do we have thunder before rain?" as mentioned.. previous to Shalu's answer.
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It is an ultimatum to beware everyone as..


RUN, RUN..go and get into your houses, rain is going to come.
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Fine :laugh:

So, thunder is the announcement and also the green signal for everybody to go to their houses!

Q 5: Why does a ball come down when thrown up?
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Because there is no one in air to catch it...

Thats why it comes down..
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why god thought that there was a need to form world ?
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Created Tuesday, 08 June 2010 18:15
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