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Here, Anybody can ask questions, however the answers need to be funny,(even though there is some scientifc explanation to that question)
Let us start with the following question-

Q1. Why does the cow give us milk?

Let us give answers in a funny way.

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Aastha- good answer..


@sajetharan-
Because He will have a large playground to play!!
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...Because the place where God leaves was over populated, God created world so he can sent some population there...
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Life is span from beginning to end of animate objects on Earth.
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It(life) is a process to find it's(life's) meaning... :( :( :(
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Life is a knife without wife..

:) :laugh: :woohoo:
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ok now my question. why we say our wife or husband as a better half?
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Life is Wife of happiness and enjoyment. So Always keep enjoying in life then life become beautiful.......
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Why do we exchange rings during marriage/engagement?
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to spread peace between INDIA and PAKISTAN

why sachin tendulkar is out of T20 team?
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Q Whya sachin out from T20?
Because Bowlers were asking more 20 overs to take his wicket. :laugh: :laugh:
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this is not a funny answer. you have told the right answer.

okay.

who will win this worldcup FIFA10
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Q: Why did the mouse ask the elephant to step out of the swimming pool? :S :dry: :blink:
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Mouse thought, elephant would consume all the water and nothing will be left for him..
He too wanted to swim, thats why he told the elephant to come out..

May be its funny.. :silly:
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Because we can't do so much!

Q: What did the orange tell the apple?
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Orange tell to apple that I am sour and sweet both but you are only sweet. So I have 2 quality and you have one.............
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Orange tell the apple...



to not to look at cherry


because..its mine..
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