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Some humourous quotes:

"Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!"

"I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash."

"When small we used to cry, even if we don't have tensions. Growing up, we learnt to laugh even if we have tensions"

Another popular one
"Who said nothing is impossible? I have been doing nothing for years now."

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U
Good quotes SriDevi... Keep it up.

Thanks for writing here.

Can you explain the first quote ???
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U
It supposedly says that the wife is always right, which is true! And husband tries to make her happy always (by agreeing to her.)

Another funny one is:
"A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife"
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Good ones. I liked the second and last one. I would like to share one here.

One boy falls near a donkey. A beautiful girl sees this and says " Are you trying to get blessings from your Bhayya? ( Brother )"
Boy says "Yes. Bhabi". :)
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Great ones ,Sridevi! Keep it up.Hope to see more of them!
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"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
by Albert Einstein
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U
Good quotes Sridevi!!! :laugh:

There's a good one by George Bernard Shaw "I was an intelligent man until education ruined me!" :laugh:
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"A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed."

:) :)
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Kumaresh at his very humorous best!!! Keep it up, buddy!
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Thanks a lot Chinmoy for your encouraging words..
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"Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back."
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"An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be"
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No comment from the doctor? ..I suppose he will tell that "the glass is full of germs".!!
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"I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife."
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A good one from Kumaresh! Rest assured his wife would steal it from the thief once again!!!
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HA HA HA!!! :laugh: ...
I am more worried and scared if thief would gift it to his wife... :silly: :silly: :woohoo: :woohoo:
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"Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning."
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