Humour and thoughtful quotes

Some humourous quotes:

"Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!"

"I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash."

"When small we used to cry, even if we don't have tensions. Growing up, we learnt to laugh even if we have tensions"

Another popular one
"Who said nothing is impossible? I have been doing nothing for years now."

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