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Some humourous quotes:

"Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!"

"I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash."

"When small we used to cry, even if we don't have tensions. Growing up, we learnt to laugh even if we have tensions"

Another popular one
"Who said nothing is impossible? I have been doing nothing for years now."

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Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.



-Woody Allen
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" A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. "
~Fred Allen
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"Laughter -- An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable."

-Ambrose Bierce
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Nice post . It was very interesting .

Keep posting more such things.
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"In spite of the recent progress in Science, the depths of human imbecility have not yet been plumbed."

~~H. Ellis
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Kalyani Nandurkar wrote:
[quote]"In spite of the recent progress in Science, the depths of human imbecility have not yet been plumbed."

~~H. Ellis [/quote]

Still it is plunged!!!
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@Abid, sorry for asking, but I did not understand your post!! what do you mean by that?
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DROP OF WATER WHICH FALLS IN LAKE HAS NO IDENTITY,
BUT IT FALLS ON LOTUS LEAF IT SHINES LIKE A PEARL..,
SO CHOOSE THE BEST PLACE U WOULD FALL AND LEAD A REMARKABLE HAPPY LIFE!
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"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

~~~Socrates
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"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally."

From the Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's
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No sound in this world can be more louder than silence. If someone cannot understand your silence, they can never understand your words !
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“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

~~Benjamin Franklin
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"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."

- David Bissonette
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Life is tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, nothing signifying.

Shakesphere.

@kalyani

why duck smiley for david?
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i does not get the first quoto can you explin it after that rest are very interesting.
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great humour quotes. Nice to know. thank you for sharing.
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