Humour and thoughtful quotes

By not planning you are planning for disaster. :)

"Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time."

That's a good one Kumaresh!! :laugh:


What would happen if Laloo Prasad becomes India's Prime Minister:

1. National Anthem : Khana Pina Adhik Zaroorat hai...
2. National Attire : Dhoti & Kurta
3. National Drink : Fresh Buffalo Milk
4. National Animal : Buffalo, from Bihar
5. National Sport : Milking Buffalo (morning)
Buffalo Race (evening)
6. Corporate Language : Enlish-va
7. National Toy : A. K. 58
8. National Family Planning Policy : Hum Do, Humare EK Dozen
9. National Documentry Film : Laloo Ban Gaya Gentleman
10. National Vehicle : Buffalo Cart
11. National Recreation : Pro-creation

Nice one Kalyani :) ..

"Anger is the enemy of man". But, As Gandhi and Teresa said "Love your enemies", should we love anger??"

@Kalyani!!

Wow!! Very nice..When Lalu is becoming PM..


@Sridevi

"Anger is not always enemy of man" . Sometime you need anger to control certain things..

"Time is elastic.. It extends when we are waiting for something and contracts when we are enjoying." :)

SMALL MOON CAN ECLIPSE THE GREAT SUN, WE TOO, CAN DO GREAT THINGS IF WE SET OURSELVES IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME.

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. ~William Castle :laugh: :laugh: :woohoo:
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An Opportunist is a person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river. :) :laugh: :woohoo: :silly:

Very Good Kalyani... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:) Thanks Amit!!!

Here's a good one for today:

And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.

- Friedrich Nietzsche :)

@Kumaresh

You need certain things also control anger!

A dipolomat is one who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actally look forward to the trip..

Well said keep it up. Liked it.

"I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book."

~~Groucho Marx

Good thread.. very interesting.. always try to include who said it...

"Your crush will always has crush on your friend.."

by vijay agrawal

"When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets "

Rashmi it is a very good quote and is absolutely correct also.

"Their is always something to be happy about"