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Some humourous quotes:

"Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!"

"I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash."

"When small we used to cry, even if we don't have tensions. Growing up, we learnt to laugh even if we have tensions"

Another popular one
"Who said nothing is impossible? I have been doing nothing for years now."

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A great one! So heaven is the source of so many things!!!
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"IT IS THE THINGS IN COMMON THAT MAKES RELATIONSHIP ENJOYABLE...
BUT IT IS THE LITTLE DIFFERENCES THAT MAKES THEM INTRESTING..."
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"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world"
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The financial situation at the moment is so bad that women are now marrying for love.. :P :P

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If you likes me, raise your hand...If not, raise your standards.. ;)
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"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul."
-George Bernard Shaw
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Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes..
That way when you criticise them..
You are a mile way and you have their shoes..
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An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. ~William Castle
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Definition of tears: It is the hydraulic force with which the masculine will power is defeated.
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That's a good one Gulshan!! :laugh:

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." - Groucho Marx
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"He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants."
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"Who says nothing is Impossible..

I am doing NOTHING for years "
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Thats a good one Aastha.....

Doing nothing :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Example for Gulshan quotes is Poet Tulshi Das. He was best poet due to his wife. I salute Tulshi Das who written Ramcharitra Manas for India and world..
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"Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one."
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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...
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"We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police."

:laugh: :laugh:
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Mobile Quote:

Even if i send old messages to you, you mobile will show only "1 new message" when you receive that message.
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To know someone here or there with whom you can feel there is understanding in spite of distances or thoughts expressed ~ That can make life a garden.
Goethe
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