The Evil Wish Game

Hey guys,

I had started this game on another forum and it became quite popular so I'm starting it here too...

Here one person makes a wish and the next person grants that wish but with a nasty, evil twist to it.

For instance, I say,

I wish I had a car

The next person would go like...

Granted... but the car comes in a tiny box

Then he adds his own wish which gets twisted by the next person and so on...

(Remember to not get too evil or the mod will throw you out :P)

So here's my wish...

I wish I was a chef.