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It is very Punny!

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Hello friends! 

I want to share with you some English Puns, which are quite funny. I request you all to keep adding if you find some, let us build a dictionary of puns!

 

Rambabu, Chinmoy, Usha, Kalyani, Sunil......lets exploit our brains for Puns! 

Pun: meaning -The pun, also called paronomasia, is a form of word play that suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect.

Pun 1

Donot give a hi-5 to a snake, woh tumhe dus dega! 

 

Pun 2 

Employee to Boss: Boss, I need hike

Boss: ok download from google play

 

Pun 3

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

 

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U

First one is wrong

if you wish to give hi5 to a snake he will refuse- he will not take 5  or dus dega but wo tumhe  Lega DAS 

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U

This one is not mine, but borrowed ..

I am reading a book on anti gravity and it is impossible to put down!

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U

This Pun is not my creation I took it fro the Web.

Q ;: What would you say If your Mausi takes a dip in a river ?

A : Diplomacy

 

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U

Wow! It would be puntastic,Swetha!

Here I go with two of mine!

I am no part of any religiose procession,nor a crew member of any "warship"!

You fled to safety leaving me to a field of mine (!) because you are a true friend!!

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U

Marvelous contribution. Here is one more.

Q : What an undisciplined student deserves ?

A : Punishment of the highest Odor.

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A few more! Success is mine and fail(?) ures!! It is a blessing to be amidst geniuses and an unmitigated disaster amongst GENIASSES!! Go for the old,it is gold!! Sandhya Rani may not agree,though!!!
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Hahah... It is all purr-fect!

Chinmoy ji your puns are cheesy but they are gauda!! ( referring to good as in gauda cHeese) 

What an a-maize-ing collection!! 

Here are few...

Behind an auto " I could not afford a volkswagan, dus auto" 

(Name pun) Arjun Ramphal - Arjun sItaphal

Isha koppikar - isha pAstekar

 

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U

A fu-tile(s) can not replace a leaky roof!

All are appreciating in frowning SI-LENS!!

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yeah these words really make us happy when we know the actual meaning from these what they really means

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Two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was a-salted, what a pitty.muscle.png

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The nutty (naughty) nut rose to add a little salt to the unasalted one! A pithy a-salt!! A few refuse that honesty is the best policy to take refuge behind cheating to lead an honest life!! Some selves(shelves) are half empty and some are full of emptiness!!
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suni51 wrote:

Two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was a-salted, what a pitty.muscle.png

GOOD ONE

ok now see this, Do you know why selling of mango is considered as a humble profession, or a innocent and nice job

answer:-- because it is sold by AAM AADMI 

 

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At one point of time recently I thought I would carry a torch, I thought being heavy (sad) I will bear the light. But my CELLS failed. My horses broke the ropes and ran away.running.png

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Hahah they are al funny...

Q. What the orange say to the banana?

Ans. "Why are you so a-kela?"  

Q.What did the milk carton say to another? 

And. 'Whatsup doodh' 

Q.What is India's favourite cheese??

Ans Insaniyat

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Here is one from me.

 A Cowherd dyes hundred times everyday,

 

 

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In Mumbaia Hindi " Car mein carela kha key kya carela hai"

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Q: Who is behind this Oxidant ?

A: Yet to be Defected.

 

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With the rising price of pulses , my pulse rate is also rising

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 Teacher: There are many spelling Mystics, corrupt them

 

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