It is very Punny!

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Hello friends! 

I want to share with you some English Puns, which are quite funny. I request you all to keep adding if you find some, let us build a dictionary of puns!

 

Rambabu, Chinmoy, Usha, Kalyani, Sunil......lets exploit our brains for Puns! 

Pun: meaning -The pun, also called paronomasia, is a form of word play that suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect.

Pun 1

Donot give a hi-5 to a snake, woh tumhe dus dega! 

 

Pun 2 

Employee to Boss: Boss, I need hike

Boss: ok download from google play

 

Pun 3

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

 

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Why do people go Green with jealousy on you  ?

Because I grow a Green patch in my garden.

 

Swetha Shenoy wrote:

Tum log oppose mein kyu jagadthey ho???

 

To Fir Kis se JHEGDEN ???

J is for joyful, H is for heavenly, E is for elegant, G is for greatness, D is for dream, E is for enchant, N is for noble

Ya OPPOSE hi fit hai?dancer.png

 

Why do you always wear Red ?

They drive away my Blues

 

I red that and feel violeted....I am indigonent

What type of Bowling you dread ?

Leg Break.

 

When persons,animals, things cease to be of use ,it becomes a tempting ruse to dump parents to the care of old age home- animals to abattoir! A kind of kindness I suppose!!

Teacher: Now it is time for a Break.

Student: Sir, what I should Break now ?

 

W I F E ---- W_WITHOUT 

                   I_INFORMATION

                   F_FIGHTING 

                   E_EVERYTIME

Q. which rifle shoots salt ?

a. Assault rifle 

An elephant opinion's carries a lot of weight

Somebody asked me, why I add a prefix Late to the name of a person, who was alive.

I said, because he is always Late to the work.

 

Really Funny One....Thanks for this. Really enjoy. In this busy world you make people laugh.. Great job...grinning.png

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