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Hello friends! 

I want to share with you some English Puns, which are quite funny. I request you all to keep adding if you find some, let us build a dictionary of puns!

 

Rambabu, Chinmoy, Usha, Kalyani, Sunil......lets exploit our brains for Puns! 

Pun: meaning -The pun, also called paronomasia, is a form of word play that suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect.

Pun 1

Donot give a hi-5 to a snake, woh tumhe dus dega! 

 

Pun 2 

Employee to Boss: Boss, I need hike

Boss: ok download from google play

 

Pun 3

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

 

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Here is one more.

Q: What profession do you like ?

A: Cheating. I love cheating. I'm a cheater in a High school. I like especially Clash room cheating.

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The silence of the woods is better than violence of words!!

 

India's secularism is a cacophonous sham-phoney!!!

 

An impatient doctor wracks the nerves and wrecks minds of patient patients !!!!

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Irritation is my favorite profession. My father was in Irritation. I followed in his food steps.

 

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What iS our beloved prime minister's favourite dIsh??

Ans. Tour daal

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chinmoymukherjee wrote:

The silence of the woods is better than violence of words!!

 

India's secularism is a cacophonous sham-phoney!!!

 

An impatient doctor wracks the nerves and wrecks minds of patient patients !!!!

Also wrecks the eyesight of the pharmasist and our pockets!!

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An employee's Boss was a lady. He wanted to meet her. And asked the PA.

E: Is madam occupied ?

PA : Why do you ask ?

E:  If she is not occupied, I want to occupy her.

 

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Just saw on TV. The slogan Har Har Modi has now become Arhar Modi (in view of the Dal crisis).  Tour Daal is also a good one.

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Q: What is Football ?

A: It is the bowl we eat Food.

 

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Ladies feel great relief when they see their maid in the morning. Because she is their Calm Wali.

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The visitor asked one of the guests gathered for a Mirage function.

The guest Oxed, Who is the Bride-Broom ?

 

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Q: Where were you all these days

A: Behind the Bars

 

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They found a mummy in Egypt embalmed in chocolate ad walnuts .... Now they call him 'pharoah rochher'

Hahahah rambabu ur puns are literally funny!!

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Q: What is the condition of the Constable ?

Doctor replied. Stable

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The undoctored script of a doctor is a lame claim: I am the only sane saint in this insane, mundane world!! A misdirected boom is a boomerang!!
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Father : I'm well here. How are you there ?

Son : I'm also in the same well.

 

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Whale whale whale,, look what we have here!

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Swetha Shenoy wrote:

Whale whale whale,, look what we have here!

 

Looks like a repost to me, bossni Jihatched_chick.png

 

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Seeing my friend holding a Tarazu, ( Weighing scale) I asked him

What you are doing ?

My friend : Weighing.

I : weighing ?

weighing pros and cons.

 

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i have a few jokes about unemployed people 

but it doesn't matter because none of them work

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