Open Means Open Means

It is very Punny!

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Hello friends! 

I want to share with you some English Puns, which are quite funny. I request you all to keep adding if you find some, let us build a dictionary of puns!

 

Rambabu, Chinmoy, Usha, Kalyani, Sunil......lets exploit our brains for Puns! 

Pun: meaning -The pun, also called paronomasia, is a form of word play that suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect.

Pun 1

Donot give a hi-5 to a snake, woh tumhe dus dega! 

 

Pun 2 

Employee to Boss: Boss, I need hike

Boss: ok download from google play

 

Pun 3

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

 

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The troubles and travails of a boring travel makes a tale to troublesome to tell!!

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The secret behind Sexes is having a Steal will.

Never say Dye

 

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Yes for sure, I agree with everyone here - After all the elephants' opinions carry tons of weight.pray.png

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Q: You look week ?

A: I had undergone Open Hearth Forgery.

 

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Rambabu gaaru, your puns are irrelephant, even-though you have the right koalifications!

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Swetha, you started again with a suffix Garu. Please don't to the Shame thing in feature.

 

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Never trust atoms , they make up everything !

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If Apple made a car would it have windows ?

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Apples would fit better into a cart having neither windows nor any doors. They will load easily.

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rambabu wrote:

Swetha, you started again with a suffix Garu. Please don't to the Shame thing in feature.

 

That iS the sealest thing i have heard!!!

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So what if I don't know what a good pun is? It's certainly not the end of the world! I have enough time to learn, I am in a good company beers.png

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Q : Who is he ?

A : He is the Beast cricketer of the Ear

 

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rambabu wrote:

Q : Who is the beast cricketer of the ear?

A : james hopeless

 

 

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I wants to become a banker but i lost my interest 

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bhuyali saroj wrote:

I wants to become a banker but i lost my interest 

Beware, Some Bankers might have their own interest when they discuss interest with you !

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No harm if you lose interest. Take care not to loose Principal

 

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rambabu wrote:

Q : Who is he ?

A : He is the Beast cricketer of the Ear

 

I think he could be the opener...

 

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usha manohar wrote:
bhuyali saroj wrote:

I wants to become a banker but i lost my interest 

Beware, Some Bankers might have their own interest when they discuss interest with you !

Yes, he is asking to meet at the branch of the banyan tree to discuss with the branch manager! what a keen interest...

 

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Thanks to Chinmoy, Rambabu, Usha, Sunil, Bhuyali Saroj, Vijay for keeping this thread active 

I would request our members Gulshanji, Kalyani, Shampa Sandhya to also participate in punnery! 

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