World Laughter Day.

The kidnapper  kidnapped Ram's wife. Cut a finger of Ram's wife and demanded ransome.

Ram said over the phone ,"I'm not convinced. Send a more solid proof. Cut her head and send."

This is not so hilarious, as simple joke would be great fun like that of Dennis the menace one liner. 

May be. I thought its useful for the thread. That's why I posted. Why don't you post a hilarious joke?

Hmm..

These days people used to send marriage invitation card on whatsapp... lol.. This is funny but true as even I got it from one friend even we live in same city.

So just got another message in my whatsapp group that " all friends who have sent their marriage invitation card on whatsapp, here is 101 Rs. as  Chanlo(a blessing gift, money we give in cover) for all of them" ... 

Lol.. he sent photo of 100 rs note with one rupees coin ...

AKP wrote:

Hmm..

These days people used to send marriage invitation card on whatsapp... lol.. This is funny but true as even I got it from one friend even we live in same city.

 

So just got another message in my whatsapp group that " all friends who have sent their marriage invitation card on whatsapp, here is 101 Rs. as  Chanlo(a blessing gift, money we give in cover) for all of them" ... 

Lol.. he sent photo of 100 rs note with one rupees coin ...

ha haha! serves them right in my opinion. you don't take the efforts of sending out proper invitation, you get the same virtual gifts in return!! LOL>

During an interview for the post of Lady Secretary.

“How much do you expect?”

“I expect Rs 20,000 per month”

“Okay, we will pay you Rs 20,000 with pleasure”

“With ‘pleasure’ it should be 30,000” 

RAMAKRISHNAN. A wrote:

During an interview for the post of Lady Secretary.

“How much do you expect?”

“I expect Rs 20,000 per month”

“Okay, we will pay you Rs 20,000 with pleasure”

 

“With ‘pleasure’ it should be 30,000” 

 

Kudos Ramakrishnan. I think this is the ultimate in the humour.

Why do lawyers wear court? 

Law suits

After a marathon phone talk, seema was asked by her hubby, "who is on the phone?"

seema replied, "it was a wrong number."

Son to his father - if you are head of the family then what is mom? Father replied she is neck as she decides where head is to move. Hehehe....

A new employee asked a senior employee, "How long  have you been working here?"

The senior replied, " Ever since the Boss threatened to fire me."

Lol.. Then he started working after that, before than that he was just time passing.

The Art teacher has given his students an assignment to draw a Self Portrait.

 One of the students asked, 'Of anyone?"

Good one simple yet powerful, just a make sense and it is a laugh sense. Here is another simple joke

How does NASA organised parties for their employees? 

In planets

Why did the cannibal breakup with his girl friend ?

The cannibal's reply was, "She is not up to my taste."

Wife joins English speaking class.

After few days.

Wife : Welcome home darling.

Husband : I m so tired today.

Wife : Ok. Rest in Peace.

Laughter is the best medicine, but if you are laughing without a cause then you need medicine. 

That is insanity which needs immediate medical attention.