World Laughter Day.

rambabu wrote:

Gulshan Kumar Ajmani wrote:

Kalyani Nandurkar wrote:

rahul wrote:

Yes

As Rambabu has said, comments such as simply yes does not make sense. This forum is supposed to be for people who are interested in serious discussions and not for those simply wanting to pass time. If I come across any more such comments, strict action will be taken. We do not encourage such kind of spam here. Make note of this.

I introduced Rahul to the site yesterday  Most probably, .this is his first post.  I shall explain to him the correct way to participate.  

 

No sir, it's not his first post. If you see his profile you can understand, he's posting duplicate post copying others comments. Thank you for your kind intervention.

 

There may be some more members with name 'rahul;'. The Rahul is introduced is member only since yesterday and he would have posted some replies only yesterday.  

 

Gulshan Kumar Ajmani wrote:

rambabu wrote:

Gulshan Kumar Ajmani wrote:

Kalyani Nandurkar wrote:

rahul wrote:

Yes

As Rambabu has said, comments such as simply yes does not make sense. This forum is supposed to be for people who are interested in serious discussions and not for those simply wanting to pass time. If I come across any more such comments, strict action will be taken. We do not encourage such kind of spam here. Make note of this.

I introduced Rahul to the site yesterday  Most probably, .this is his first post.  I shall explain to him the correct way to participate.  

 

No sir, it's not his first post. If you see his profile you can understand, he's posting duplicate post copying others comments. Thank you for your kind intervention.

 

There may be some more members with name 'rahul;'. The Rahul is introduced is member only since yesterday and he would have posted some replies only yesterday.  

 

Anyhow, whosoever may be the poster, i request you, this particular member must be suspended

 

 

 increases blood from laughing to say..The body appears to be good enough

Laughter not only increases the blood fLow, but keeps you active all along the say.

Laughter is the best medicine, it normalizes blood flow into hearts from brain. 

Laughter injects a sense of optimism and makes you feel good.

This Rahul is just getting all his points from liking other's post.... Weirdooo

Anyway,

Here is the another one...

Girlfriend...Kya kar rahe ho?

Boyfrined...watching IPL.

Girlfrined... Main nahi dekhti IPL.

Boyfriend... Why?

Girlfrined... India vale hamesa harte he.. :(

Boyfriend.. (shocked) Phone rakh meri ma...Chota bheem dekh ja!!! Voh hamesha jitta he.  LOL

Two deaf friends met on the way.

"Going to market?"

Second deaf man , "no, I'm going to market."

first deaf man, "oh, I thought you are going to market."

rambabu wrote:

Two deaf friends met on the way.

"Going to market?"

Second deaf man , "no, I'm going to market."

first deaf man, "oh, I thought you are going to market."

Ha ha ha nice one!!! These guys are totally like Professor Calculus!!!

Doctor, after checking the eye-patient, advised him to bathe his eyes every morning in brandy. After a few days the patient came back to the doctor.

Doctor: “How do you feel now? Did you follow my advice?”

Patient: “I tried doctor,….. but I could not raise my glass higher than my mouth!!!”

Wonderful joke Ramakrishnan.

Here is my contribution.

Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner tonight

Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can’t cook a meal for sure

Husband: I know all that darling.

Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?

Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married

You ask your wife something and she says, "wahan rakha hai.."

This "wahan" can be either 

1. on the table 

2. or any of the 26 drawers in kitchen

3. or Antarctica..!!!

Wife checks husbands mobile and find all girls numbers saved in the following order 

New bird

Neighbour bird

Old bird

Upstair bird

Hospital bird

Insurance bird

College bird

Super market bird

Finally she checks her name. and it was saved as 

Angry bird"

Haha nice a good mobile game and it has hidden meanings too. 

Yes. I too enjoyed the humor on thesurface and the inner message

Sometimes simple jokes make us laugh. I always keep in touch with people who crack jokes.

That is why, I always read the small snippets of deniss the menance written inside Times of India daily except Sunday. 

My favorite is RK Lakshman and his immortal character "The Common Man". I ve all his collection spread in 6 volumes. And I'm a fan of Khushwant Sing's Sardar jokes.

REAL TENSION.....

Husband & his wife went for Divorce at court.

Judge : U have 3 kids .. How wil u divide them?

Husband had long discussion with wife & said"ok, sirji We will come next year with 1 more" 

Joke doesn't end here ..9 months later.......

They got twins

HA ha... lol. SJ. That is really funny one. So they will have to wait for more months...lol