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Hey Friends,
I am posting some jokes for you.
If you have any start posting.

Joke:
A: "I was born in California."
B: "Which part?"
A: "All of me."

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Man: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Man: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..
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Man: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Man: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ..this is one is something new...
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Think you are sitting in front of computer, what computer will think…??

Do you know…??

Intel inside
mental outside…
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Adding one from my collection of jokes ...

Two men met, and both were looking for their missing wives.

How does urs look?

2nd: She is 5' 7" , 36-24-36 ,Fair, Black eyes , What abt yours?

1st: Forget mine, let's look for urs :P :ohmy:
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Two deaf friends met on their way to Market.
1stDeaf: Market?
2nd Deaf: No, going to Market.
1stDeaf: oh, I thought you are going to market.
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Joke About Doctor and Patient......

A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries – “DOCTOR, DOCTOR…

I can’t feel my legs, I can’t feel my legs!!

“Well of course you can’t silly!”, replies the Doc… “I’ve cut off both of your arms.”
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Husband and Wife

Wife: after drinking Beer asked: Who are you?
Husband: "Are you mad! You don't recognize your husband?
Wife: Addiction makes you forget every sorrow - My dear brother!!
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Ek doctor aur Aurat with Son.......

Ek aurat apne beta ko doctor ke pass le jaati hai aur bolti hai mera beta bike se gir gaya.

Doctor: I don’t know hindi. Tell me in english

Aurat: My londa gironda from hero honda.
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In this way, people are spoiling the language.


I was somehow very sure you must be from Tamil Nadu. I checked and you are from Chennai. It is a joke and not celebration of Hindi or sanskrit week. Be a sport and enjoy the joke.
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Dwarakanathan wrote:
In this way, people are spoiling the language.

I was somehow very sure you must be from Tamil Nadu. I checked and you are from Chennai. It is a joke and not celebration of Hindi or sanskrit week. Be a sport and enjoy the joke.

I enjoyed the joke ya that why told like that.
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A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.

After seeing the form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.

You know why?

Form said: “Fill Up In Capital”.
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A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
B: That's impossible. Whose baby?
A: An elephant's.
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Teacher : What's your date of Birth?
Pupil : 20th July.
Teacher : Which year?
Pupil : Every year.
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Think you are sitting in front of computer, what computer will think…??

Do you know…??

Intel inside
mental outside…


Another one:
You are standing in front of fridge…

What fridge will think…

Do you know…??

Cool inside
fool outside
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Think you are sitting in front of computer, what computer will think…??

Do you know…??

Intel inside
mental outside…


Another one:
You are standing in front of fridge…

What fridge will think…

Do you know…??

Cool inside
fool outside[/quote

One more:

Think you are standing outside race course…

What race course will think…

Do you know…??

Ghoda inside
Gadha outside…
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Teacher: what you should do to become an outstanding student?
Pupil: I'll stand outside the class room.
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A teacher is talking to a student.
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....
until you fall in love :laugh:
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In a Shop where Brains are sold.
Customer: why that Brain is the costliest of all the Brains here?
Salesman : that's a politician Brain Sir. Brand new. Never used. That's why it's the costliest Brain.
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