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Hey Friends,
I am posting some jokes for you.
If you have any start posting.

Joke:
A: "I was born in California."
B: "Which part?"
A: "All of me."

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A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.
He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or the moon?"
The other drunk man answers, "I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself."
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A: Just look at the young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?

B: It's a girl. She is my daughter.

A: Oh, I'm sorry sir. I didn't know you were her father.

B: I'm not. I'm her mother
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A good collection Mousumi.
Return back is another word. Return itself is enough. Then why "Back?'
More Better is another word..


Another word is revert back..revert itself is return back!
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Why to change the remote batteries when you can just slap the shit out of the remote and make it work. :silly:
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A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.
He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or the moon?"
The other drunk man answers, "I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself."


good one.............. :woohoo: :lol:
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Sharing this sms joke that I got as a forward.

Parineeti – hey Alia, do you know any product of Microsoft
Alia – MS Dhoni!!!! :P :ohmy:
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Sharing this sms joke that I got as a forward.

Parineeti – hey Alia, do you know any product of Microsoft
Alia – MS Dhoni!!!! :P :ohmy:


:huh: :silly: :woohoo: :laugh: good one
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Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
A: B. (bee)

Q: What letter is a part of the head?
A: I. (eye)

Q: What letter is a drink?
A: T. (tea)

Q: What letter is a body of water?
A: C. (sea)

Q: What letter is a vegetable?
A: P. (pea)
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In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did. :P :P
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Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver :ohmy: :laugh:
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Since when you are working here?
Ever since my Boss warned me that I would be kicked out if I don't work.
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Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"

Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"... :woohoo: :woohoo:
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Teacher: who wrote Ramayana?
Student : No teacher, I did not write.
In the meantime, student's father comes. Turning to him, the teacher complains to the parent.
Teacher: see, your son says, he has not written Ramayana.
Parent: No No... He's bluffing. He must have written Ramayana. I always see him writing something .
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Teacher: who wrote Ramayana?
Student : No teacher, I did not write.
In the meantime, student's father comes. Turning to him, the teacher complains to the parent.
Teacher: see, your son says, he has not written Ramayana.
Parent: No No... He's bluffing. He must have written Ramayana. I always see him writing something .



:laugh: :laugh: good one!
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Guide of a Tourist bus : This is the place where Kalinga war took place
Tourist : When it happened ?
Guide : 1215.
Tourist : Oh no. we missed it by 10 minutes, seeing his watch showing 12.25
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Here goes one more...

Height of Addiction: Just b4 a prisoner was ready to be hanged to death the officer asked him about his last wish..!!
He said- I want to update my FB status as DIED ..!! :blink: :lol:
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Doctor: open your mouth.
Politician : sorry. I cannot. I need permission from the high command.
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Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
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Q: Why is Facebook like a refrigerator?

A: Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it!
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