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Hey Friends,
I am posting some jokes for you.
If you have any start posting.

Joke:
A: "I was born in California."
B: "Which part?"
A: "All of me."

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A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
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A man is talking to God.

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
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A man is talking to God.

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."


You are not alowed to post one after the other in a row, have to wait for others to post..
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Lawyer: did you know the victim ?
Accused: .............
Lawyer: Say "Yes" or "No."
Accused: Yes or No.
Lawyer: Oh no, I asked you if you know the victim.
Accused: Yes or No.
.................
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Teacher: What do you call a student who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!
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Sunita : you are lucky, your hubby helps in your domestic chores.
Suseela : yes. He read somewhere, if a wife is not too tired, she makes a better partner in Bed.
Suits : did it work ?
Suseela : no, it didn't. He's too tired.
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Exams are like girlfriends
..............Difficult to understand
...............too many questions
................more explanations are needed
And results are most of the time failure. :dry:
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Why doctor is in angry mood?

In Operation room somebody written the word soul for land, life for doctor.
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Too good. Here's one from my end..

"Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??"
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A good collection Mousumi.
Return back is another word. Return itself is enough. Then why "Back?'
More Better is another word..
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A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."
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George W Bush

George W. Bush visits Algeria. As part of his program, he delivers a speech to the Algerian people: "You know, I regret that I have to give this speech in English. I would very much prefer to talk to you in your own language. But unfortunately, I was never good at algebra..."
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Mamma, I know the pass word of Dad's FaceBook.
Mamma said, "Tell me son."
DOT,DOT,DOT,DOT,DOT.
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Choosing Career Is Like
Chosing A Wife From 10 Girls.

Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful,
Intelligent, Kindest Woman,
There's Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9 :p
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Teacher : how do you spell Tea?
Pupil ; EA.
Teacher : where is T?
Pupil : I drank it.
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computer beat me in chess but it failed with me in kick boxing.
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Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
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Boss: How old are you?
Employee : 25 years
Boss: How much experience you have?
Employee: 35 years
Boss: How it is possible?
Employee:Overtime work sir.
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