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Hey Friends,
I am posting some jokes for you.
If you have any start posting.

Joke:
A: "I was born in California."
B: "Which part?"
A: "All of me."

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Teacher : Please tell me the operating system name which is 14 times better than windows 7
Student: Windows 98.
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Q: Who earns money driving their customers away?
A: A taxi driver. :lol: :lol:
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Teacher : Do you know the reason why the bees hum?
Student : They don't know how to express words
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The First 3 Years of Marriage
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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How the mouse escaped from the closed room?
It just double clicks an icon and the window opened it escaped through it.
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4 dangerous weapons in the world bigger than nuclear bomb:

1. Wife’s Smile
2. Wife’s Tear
3. Wife’s Looks

And the most dangerous,

4. Wife’s Missed Call.! :angry:
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Police: After verifying documents asking the Man here it is mentioned that you are wearing spectacles.
Man : I have contacts
Police: I don't need your contact details i will put the fine and you must pay it.
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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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Why people are not speaking with him?
He is not brushing his teeth for the past of 1 year.
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Employee to his boss,
“Sir,Increase my salary, I got married recently.”

The boss replied,
“The Company cannot compensate for the accidents happened outside of the company.”
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Person 1: Nice,Beautiful,Wonderful.
Person 2: Are you telling me
Person 1: No. I am excited with natures beauty
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Boy messages text his Girl "Honey, I can't live without you! When you come to me?
"Here is the KILLING Reply -"Who is dying!
I lost my saved numbers, kindly tell me your name?"
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I pity the fate of Lord krishna who was forced to spend enormous amounts on the cosmetics not on one but on 16000 Gopikas.
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Buyer: How much the banana cost?
Seller: It cost Rs.5
Buyer: Can you give it for Rs.3
Seller: You will get only peel for that money
Buyer: I give you Rs.2 for the banana and you keep the peel with you.
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My teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said that at the end of this ruler is a dumb. I got a detention after asking which end!
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Teacher : What you call a person finish degree after graduation?
Student: Post graduate
Teacher: Good. What will you call a person who finish master degree?
Student: Post Master
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Teacher : What you call a person finish degree after graduation?
Student: Post graduate
Teacher: Good. What will you call a person who finish master degree?
Student: Post Master


Ha.haa :laugh: :laugh: good one
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Teacher: What will you do on Janmashtami?
Student: Pray the lord for wisdom and eat butter
Teacher: can you give the butter to me
Student: No mam. its only for children.
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Wife: If I would have been married to a Monster, I would have been felt much better than with you...
Man: But marriages are not allowed in same blood relation!!
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Teacher: Tell me common thing between Gandhi,Buddha,Jesus,
Student: They are born on government holidays.
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