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Hey Friends,
I am posting some jokes for you.
If you have any start posting.

Joke:
A: "I was born in California."
B: "Which part?"
A: "All of me."

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U
Yam Raj in a press conference :
"I'm pleased to announce that I have invented a new "Torture Tool to punish the Sinners."
Reporter : What's that Sir?
Yama : Indian TV
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U
Virus : I am a new serial virus and want to attack people.
Scientist : Whom you want to attack?
Virus : Serial producers and Directors only
Scientist: Why?
Virus: They are doing my duty
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U
Dad,  younger sister spoiled your painting ,complained the artist's elder daughter.
It's OK. It's price in the market shoots up, the artist replied non chalantly
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U
Why Egypt children get confused?
Their DADDY becomes MUMMY after death.
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U
If it takes 2 days for painting the wall, how many days, it would take if you join them?teacher.
same 2 days. Student.
How come? Teacher.
I'm a lazy one. Student.
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U
Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
A: An envelope!!
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U
Doctor : What is the problem?
Patient: Don't know. check me
Doctor: Memory loss
Patient: Can i go for a second opinion?
Doctor: You will lose everything.
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U
Today my Wi-Fi Suddenly Stopped Working
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Then I Realized that my Neighbors haven’t paid the bill..
How irresponsible they are..!!!!
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Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: "Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!
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U
Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A: A piiig.
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U
Wife : had ur lunch.?
Husband : had ur lunch.?

Wife : i m asking you
Husband : i m asking you

Wife : u copying me.?
Husband : u copying me?

Wife : lets go shopping
Husband :Yes i had my lunch!

Husband Trolled by wife :laugh: :laugh:
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U
Q: What happens when "you" and "I" are gone?
A: Only 24 letters are left. (you=the letter "u" and I the letter "i".) :huh: :P
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U
In an Interview
Employer : We are looking for a person who is responsible

Candidate: Sir, In my previous job they will say anything gone wrongly you are responsible. So, you can appoint me sir.
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U
Q: What way are the letter "A" and "noon" alike?
A: Both of them are in the middle of the "day".

Q: Why is "U" the happiest letter?
A: Because it is in the middle of "fun".

Q: What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?
A: Alphabet = (26 letters)
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U
H :- Headaches
U :- Unlimited
S :- Since
B :- Beginning
A :- And
N :- Never
D :- Diminishes
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U
Teacher : How you make a golden tea?
Student : Add 24 carrots on it.
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U
Wife : had ur lunch.?
Husband : had ur lunch.?

Wife : i m asking you
Husband : i m asking you

Wife : u copying me.?
Husband : u copying me?

Wife : lets go shopping
Husband :Yes i had my lunch!

Husband Trolled by wife :laugh: :laugh:


Nice one.......... :laugh: :)
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Teacher: What is owned by you and used by others?
Student : My name miss.
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U
H :- Headaches
U :- Unlimited
S :- Since
B :- Beginning
A :- And
N :- Never
D :- Diminishes


This one is really good............. :laugh: :woohoo:
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