Funny Jokes ha ha ha.

TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Kashif: I is ......

TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, "I am."
Kashif: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

2 Rules in the house.
No.1 Rule : Wife is always right.
No.2 Rule : If the wife is right, refer Rule No.1

I thought..these rules were applicable only for a boss in an office..times have changed!! :ohmy:

2 Rules in the house.
No.1 Rule : Wife is always right.
No.2 Rule : If the wife is right, refer Rule No.1

I thought..these rules were applicable only for a boss in an office..times have changed!! :ohmy:

Yes. Times changed . With them rules also changed.

ESL teacher: You must never begin a sentence "I is ...".
Clever student: Please sir, what's wrong with "I is a vowel". :lol:

That was British regime. An English traveler wanted to lodge a complaint. He searched for the TC.when he met the TC,
Traveler: Who's the TC?
TC : I is the TC.
traveler: Are you the TC?
TC: (impatiently) Yes, yes. I are the TC.

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea.(No-eye deer)

Teacher: What's your mother tongue?
Student: my mother tongue is Telugu. Father tongue is English. And my tongue is Telgish.

Teacher: What's your mother tongue?
Student: my mother tongue is Telugu. Father tongue is English. And my tongue is Telgish.

Good one.. :laugh: :laugh:

Interviewer: what's your present job?
Candidate: searching for a job is my present job.

The teacher speaking to a student said, "Saud, name two pronouns."
Saud who suddenly woke up, said, "Who, me?"

During a power failure, Two lovers in the darkness.
" Honey,you are the light in my life."
"Yes Darling. I'm holding the Torch in my Hand."

A man went to the Police Station wishing
to speak with the burglar who had
broken into his house the night before.

�Youll get your chance in court,� said the Police officer.

�No, no no!� said the man.
�I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. Ive been trying for years.�

:laugh: :laugh:

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"

"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"

Where all the Monkies have gone? The visitor asked.
It's their mating season, they are in the cave, said the zoo keeper.
The visitor asked, Don't they come, if I throw peanuts?
Will you?' The zoo keeper asked sheepishly.

Deepika: Will you come to see my Chennai Express?
Alia: No! IRCTC site is not working.

Teacher: if the people of Poland are called Poles, what the people of Holland are called?
Student: Holes.

GOLU school me hans raha tha
MOLU chup kar
GOLU-Q,tum kon ho?
MOLU-mai monitor hu
GOLU-mai CPU hu. Ab bol.

I asked for Buttermilk.
The waiter brought me a chunk of Butter and a glass of Milk.

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...! :laugh: :P

How to get the frog off from the wind shield? asked a worried car owner.
Turn on the defrogger, replied the Mechanic.