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Positive thinking is like.....
U r standing on the middle of the road.........
&
suddenly a crow beats on your head....
But you remain calm...
and thanks to God...
that cows don't fly.
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Some always think positive. If in accident, he loses eye, he is happy that another eye is still okay.
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A boy who cried for not having shoes, happened to see another boy who hasn't got legs at all.
"thank god, I have my two legs in tact."
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Positive thinking is like a tender coconut, by looking at the outer surface one feels it is difficult to remain positive in tough situations, but when we stick to being positive no matter what, you get to eat the cream /malai in terms of goodness and positive things that we get in our life.
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A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.

Dad asked: "how did u feel?"

It replied: "Dad it was wonderful. Everyone was clapping for me"

Moral: Take everything positively.
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Positive thinking is give you positive idea... Keep positive thinking is important..... If people loss one hand... If people think I still have one hand to do my work, this is positive thinking....
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Positive thinking is like taking the road that is less travelled by and yet remain positive about reaching your destination.
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Converting stones hurled at one in to Milistones is positive thinking.
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Converting stones hurled at one in to Milistones is positive thinking.


Yes, you are right but little different... the thinking/approach behind this conversation is positive thinking....
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All our dreams can comes true if we have the courage to pursue them.
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Not lamenting on lack of opportunities , shooting ahead creating opportunities is positive thinking.
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“We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.”
― Abraham Lincoln
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Staying undisturbed and unperturbed in adversity is Positivity.
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Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
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Turning towards light in order to make the shadow fall back.
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Positive thinking is like waiting for the last bus when you have missed all other buses and still remain hopeful that if the last one doesn't turn up, you can take an auto-rickshaw to reach your destination.
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Frankly most of the examples given indicate that positive thinking is accepting a helpless position by thinking it could have been worse. Positive thinking is a person who has the confidence in himself / herself about achieving set goals in spite of hurdles along the way.It is a frame of mind at the beginning of a journey of accomplishment .
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Frankly most of the examples given indicate that positive thinking is accepting a helpless position by thinking it could have been worse. Positive thinking is a person who has the confidence in himself / herself about achieving set goals in spite of hurdles along the way.It is a frame of mind at the beginning of a journey of accomplishment .


What you say- is real positive thought. The examples give a funny meaning of positive thinking as the thread is in humor category.
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Frankly most of the examples given indicate that positive thinking is accepting a helpless position by thinking it could have been worse. Positive thinking is a person who has the confidence in himself / herself about achieving set goals in spite of hurdles along the way.It is a frame of mind at the beginning of a journey of accomplishment .


What you say- is real positive thought. The examples give a funny meaning of positive thinking as the tread is in humor category.


Sorry I misunderstood.
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Is like losing all your work done on your computer which is half done and not saved and then starting all over and aim to finish it off, without fretting about it.
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