Why did you come so far?...

very funny. Another one: A seller told the customer that the umbrella would last for whole life just if he followed the instructions viz. save the umbrella from sun light and rain. .

nice one

Postman: I have to come 5 miles
to deliver you this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far?.
Instead U could have posted it.

Very Funny.... Santa and Banta Jokes are always funny..................

Postman: I have to come 5 miles
to deliver you this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far?.
Instead U could have posted it.

Very Funny.... Santa and Banta Jokes are always funny..................

Jokes which are written in favor of children make a hit in the world.

Now Alia Bhatt jokes are also becoming popular.

AB : Safola oil to de dhiya , but isske sath ka free gift nahi diya, bhaiya.
Shopkeeper : Isske sath koyi free gift nahin hai.
AB : Ullu mat bhanao , issme likha hai "Choloestrol free"

Doctor : Do exercise daily for good health
AB : Doctor, I play football,cricket daily.
Doctor : For how long
Ab : As long as the battery in my mobile lasts.

Postman: I have to come 5 miles
to deliver you this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far?.
Instead U could have posted it.

Very Funny.... Santa and Banta Jokes are always funny..................

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