I know who you are

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A farmer was grazing his animals on a hill. A helicopter suddenly landed there. A pretty likable guy came out of it and talked with the farmer with proud - If I tell you the number of cows, will you give me a calf out of these? Farmers thought a little then said- ok. The man took a gadget out of his pocket and sent a message to Google Map and after doing the calculation found out the answer was 35.
The young man then told the farmer by reducing the number by two - You have 33 cows. Okay - take a calf, the farmer agreed. When the great man began to load a calf in the helicopter, the farmer said- if I tell you your name, will you return my animal? Amused, the man said -okay. Farmer said- You are Rahul Gandhi. Rahul Gandhi was more amused, he asked the farmer- how do you know? The farmer said, very easy-.
* You came uninvited.
* You spent millions of rupees of tax paying people to tell me what I already knew and sir these are not cows but sheep
* And please return my dog that you are trying to load in your helicopter. :P

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You made my Day.The Joke is hilarious, Uproarious,Side splitting and rib- tickling.
Why Cong is at cross roads, and a discussion within JNU community one student told, it is right, Cong is introspecting its defeat, it seems they have lost before the battle begin, and this humourous nuclear story tell much about it.
lol.. Not only Rahul Gandhi, these days almost all politician are being targeted for different kind of jokes and cartoons.
LOL, that sums up Rahul Gandhi and Congress party ! Today on a news channel discussion Shashi Tarror one of the Congress coterie was saying that no one comes close to Rahul where capability and visions is concerned and when one of the youngsters in the audience wanted to know exactly what was Rahul Gandhi's educational qualification ? and where there no other more qualified leaders in Congress party who were better PM candidates and Shashi Taroor tied himself in knots trying to explain that query way ! Of course no one was satisfied ...
Rahul Gandhi said in a meeting- Congress is desh ki soch hai (Thought of this country) a few minutes later he said Is desh ki soch hi kharaab ho gayi hai. Hame ise badalana hai. I agree with you Rahul JI.
Rahul Gandhi said in a meeting- Congress is desh ki soch hai (Thought of this country) a few minutes later he said Is desh ki soch hi kharaab ho gayi hai. Hame ise badalana hai. I agree with you Rahul JI.


Avashy Badalna Hai, Jo Desh Ki Soch ko Sayanash kar Dala. Sometimes Rahul speaks truth for a change.
nice joke ya. I have also read several Rajinikanth jokes also.

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