some funny excuses to bunk work

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Sometimes you wish to bunk work. But then you must have reason. Here are some funny excuses.

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:lol: :lol: HA HA very funny. My favorite is 'My trouser split and tore, on my way to work.' It could actually happen to somebody.
Thanks for the funny excuses. Next time I feel like taking a break or bunk my work, I will make use of one of these excuses :laugh:
My neighbor's dog just had 5 puppies and she need's me to take care of 2 of them- is my favorite one.
Sometimes you wish to bunk work. But then you must have reason. Here are some funny excuses.

http://in.finance.yahoo.com/news/15-funniest-excuses-used-to-bunk-work-105612212.html


All of them are funny. But the funniest one is My sister in law’s friend’s daughter’s dad’s dad’s had a heart stroke; I need to be there for moral support
Some of these excuses could also be used to bunk school. My school teacher always knew when someone is giving him a bogus excuse. He always said when you are lying be creative. If some excuse makes him laugh, we knew we are not in trouble.
Some of these excuses could also be used to bunk school. My school teacher always knew when someone is giving him a bogus excuse. He always said when you are lying be creative. If some excuse makes him laugh, we knew we are not in trouble.


Lying is an art. Jonathan Swift dealt it with very beautifully in his book "The art of Lying."
These excuses can be very well used by kids to bunk their school hours or coaching classes. I wish grown up's could also use these funny excuses and the person to whom these excuses are given would take it in the same funny manner.
These excuses can be very well used by kids to bunk their school hours or coaching classes. I wish grown up's could also use these funny excuses and the person to whom these excuses are given would take it in the same funny manner.


Of course. Both the parties, if they take in a lighter vein, its OK. But care should be taken especially children should not make it a practice.thinking that they can manage every time with lies.
These excuses can be very well used by kids to bunk their school hours or coaching classes. I wish grown up's could also use these funny excuses and the person to whom these excuses are given would take it in the same funny manner.


Sometimes these excuses could be given just to lighten the mood.
Even they are not good for anyone.. Making it to lighten up the situation is good but it always come down to conclusion that one is running from it's responsibilities.
Incidentally, I had just read some of them a while back. But speaking about them with you all gives another joy.
And yes, I too share this one as my favorite - My neighbor's dog just had 5 puppies and she need's me to take care of 2 of them.
These excuses can be very well used by kids to bunk their school hours or coaching classes. I wish grown up's could also use these funny excuses and the person to whom these excuses are given would take it in the same funny manner.


Sometimes these excuses could be given just to lighten the mood.


Under the cloak of Fun any thing will pass out. But these are blatant lies which the user thinks foolishly that they would pass. i know from real life experience such foolish excuses are used.
These excuses can be very well used by kids to bunk their school hours or coaching classes. I wish grown up's could also use these funny excuses and the person to whom these excuses are given would take it in the same funny manner.


Sometimes these excuses could be given just to lighten the mood.


Under the cloak of Fun any thing will pass out. But these are blatant lies which the user thinks foolishly that they would pass. i know from real life experience such foolish excuses are used.

As some of you may know that I am a teacher, I have heard all kinds of excuses from the students. I really feel pity on them when I hear the inexplicable justification. They speak with us as if we are also kids who won't understand that they are reasoning without any hope.
It's not like one should make these excuses to run away from responsibilities but there should be times when one should make use of them to lighten the mood and take a back seat, making the burden from shoulders a little lighter.
What if instead of students, some day teacher present them with such a funny excuse. Why can't teacher sometime present a hilarious situation to them.
What if instead of students, some day teacher present them with such a funny excuse. Why can't teacher sometime present a hilarious situation to them.


Why not? Teachers can. But it's the responsibility of the teacher to stress on the point, that it's for fun not for practice
Teachers also give excuses like these, but not to the students, but to their seniors. The prinicpals or the head masters of the schools get to hear such excuses at times.
Teachers also give excuses like these, but not to the students, but to their seniors. The prinicpals or the head masters of the schools get to hear such excuses at times.


It's a vicious circle. It's contagious. Lying as long as it remains as funny, it's OK. If it's allowed to roam free, it corrodes the society, especially youngsters.
What if instead of students, some day teacher present them with such a funny excuse. Why can't teacher sometime present a hilarious situation to them.


Teachers don't have to give any excuses to their students because students are always happy with a free period when a teacher is absent. Especially on the day of a class test. ;) ;)
What if instead of students, some day teacher present them with such a funny excuse. Why can't teacher sometime present a hilarious situation to them.


Teachers don't have to give any excuses to their students because students are always happy with a free period when a teacher is absent. Especially on the day of a class test. ;) ;)


Well said. nothing can please a young heart more than a declaration saying, 'Exams are postponed due to bad weather.' and from today there will be 3 days holidays.

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