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RSS: Hindus give birth to more child
:Quit Lalu Prasad :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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RSS: Hindus give birth to more child
:Quit Lalu Prasad :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
It is good but not much of hilarious contents though, he is in distress now, :whistle:
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RSS: Hindus give birth to more child
:Quit Lalu Prasad :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
It is good but not much of hilarious contents though, he is in distress now, :whistle:


Thank you. We should not talk about those in jail.
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Women are "Divided by ego,United by gossips!" :huh:

Men are "Divided by women,United by Liquor!" :dry:
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Women are "Divided by ego,United by gossips!" :huh:

Men are "Divided by women,United by Liquor!" :dry:


Very apt. Liquor really unites. I remember that Harivansh Rai Bachan (father of film star amitabh Bachan) in his famous book Madhushala wrote- Mandir masjid bair badhate mel karati meri madhushala (temple and mosque disunite. My liquor bar unites) .
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Let me add a joke so that we can keep this thread going...

Women are "Divided by ego,United by gossips!" :huh:

Men are "Divided by women,United by Liquor!" :dry:


Very apt. Liquor really unites. I remember that Harivansh Rai Bachan (father of film star amitabh Bachan) in his famous book Madhushala wrote- Mandir masjid bair badhate mel karati meri madhushala (temple and mosque disunite. My liquor bar unites) .


Great. So let's forget that old saying, 'Death is a great unifier' and start "Liquor is a great unifier"
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Let me add a joke so that we can keep this thread going...

Women are "Divided by ego,United by gossips!" :huh:

Men are "Divided by women,United by Liquor!" :dry:


Reminds me
The all time great joke
Five women sitting in a room and none spoke.
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Let me add a joke so that we can keep this thread going...

Women are "Divided by ego,United by gossips!" :huh:

Men are "Divided by women,United by Liquor!" :dry:


Very apt. Liquor really unites. I remember that Harivansh Rai Bachan (father of film star amitabh Bachan) in his famous book Madhushala wrote- Mandir masjid bair badhate mel karati meri madhushala (temple and mosque disunite. My liquor bar unites) .


Great. So let's forget that old saying, 'Death is a great unifier' and start "Liquor is a great unifier"


Death destroys whereas liquor unites. .
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Let me add a joke so that we can keep this thread going...

Women are "Divided by ego,United by gossips!" :huh:

Men are "Divided by women,United by Liquor!" :dry:


Reminds me
The all time great joke
Five women sitting in a room and none spoke.


Is that possible ? :unsure:
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Let me add a joke so that we can keep this thread going...

Women are "Divided by ego,United by gossips!" :huh:

Men are "Divided by women,United by Liquor!" :dry:


Reminds me
The all time great joke
Five women sitting in a room and none spoke.


Is that possible ? :unsure:


Not possible. Hence this is joke.
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Let me add a joke so that we can keep this thread going...

Women are "Divided by ego,United by gossips!" :huh:

Men are "Divided by women,United by Liquor!" :dry:


Very apt. Liquor really unites. I remember that Harivansh Rai Bachan (father of film star amitabh Bachan) in his famous book Madhushala wrote- Mandir masjid bair badhate mel karati meri madhushala (temple and mosque disunite. My liquor bar unites) .


Madhu and Madhushala also reason for many conflicts.
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Let me add a joke so that we can keep this thread going...

Women are "Divided by ego,United by gossips!" :huh:

Men are "Divided by women,United by Liquor!" :dry:


Reminds me
The all time great joke
Five women sitting in a room and none spoke.


It is implausible.
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Let me add a joke so that we can keep this thread going...

Women are "Divided by ego,United by gossips!" :huh:

Men are "Divided by women,United by Liquor!" :dry:


Reminds me
The all time great joke
Five women sitting in a room and none spoke.


Is that possible ? :unsure:


Are you joking?
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Let me add a joke so that we can keep this thread going...

Women are "Divided by ego,United by gossips!" :huh:

Men are "Divided by women,United by Liquor!" :dry:
For tee Toller "Men are divided by women, united by food :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:
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Let me add a joke so that we can keep this thread going...

Women are "Divided by ego,United by gossips!" :huh:

Men are "Divided by women,United by Liquor!" :dry:


Reminds me
The all time great joke
Five women sitting in a room and none spoke.


Is that possible ? :unsure:


Not at all possible. hence it is a joke hi hi hi...
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Let me add a joke so that we can keep this thread going...

Women are "Divided by ego,United by gossips!" :huh:

Men are "Divided by women,United by Liquor!" :dry:


Reminds me
The all time great joke
Five women sitting in a room and none spoke.


Is that possible ? :unsure:


Are you joking?


yes I am joking.
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This is very interesting topic. I love to read such stuffs. Nice work.
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This is very interesting topic. I love to read such stuffs. Nice work.
It is good segment as jokes can relax mind :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Let me add a joke so that we can keep this thread going...

Women are "Divided by ego,United by gossips!" :huh:

Men are "Divided by women,United by Liquor!" :dry:


Reminds me
The all time great joke
Five women sitting in a room and none spoke.


Is that possible ? :unsure:


Are you joking?

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No I am wondering whether such thing can happen ....on the other hand it can happen with each one evluating the other lol...
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