Just read it on Facebook and wanted to share it here! :laugh:
Two Radical Pakistanis boarded a flight out of London .One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat... Just before takeoff, a Sardarji sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, Sardarji kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Paki in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.' '
Don't get up,' said the Sardarji , 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'
As soon as he left, one of the Paki picked up the Sardarji ‘s shoe and spat in it.
When the Sardarji returned with the coke, the other Paki said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.'
Again, the Sardarji obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Paki picked up the Sardarji ‘s other shoe and spat in it.
When the Sardarji returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Sardarji slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Paki neighbors . . .
'Why does it have to be this way?'
'How long must this go on . . . ?
This fighting between our nations . . . ?
This hatred . . . ?
This animosity . . . ?
This Spitting in Shoes and Pissing in Cokes . . . ?
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Some funny Ads that have actually appeared in papers across the world... :P :cheer:
* Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00. :ohmy:
* Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
* We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. :dry:
* Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00. :ohmy:
* Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
* We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. :dry:
Some funny Ads that have actually appeared in papers across the world... :P :cheer:
* Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00. :ohmy:
* Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
* We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. :dry:
Ha ha ha! Imagine paying money to get your clothes torn by hands! :woohoo: :woohoo: And who wants an antique lover??? :woohoo: :woohoo: :evil:
Friends imagine a situation in a village when a farmer takes loan for his daughter's marriage. After marriage she denies to go with her husband. Farmer thrashes his daughter saying that she should have told him before her takes huge loan for her marriage purpose.
Such real life incidents become jokes.
Such real life incidents become jokes.
A hilarious joke I read in comments to an article! :woohoo: :woohoo:
Interviewer: Why should I appoint you Operation Manager for this factory?
Candidate: Sir, in my childhood, my grandmother was murdered by our servant (who taught me playing football) and I was angry at this. Later, my father broke his leg in an accident. I became more angry. So, please give me this job.
Interviewer: Are you nuts! How can you ask for a manager's job just on the basis of your grandmother and father's sufferings?
Candidate: Sir, if Rahul Gandhi can ask for PM's post for same reasons, can't I ask for a manager's job? :evil: :evil:
Interviewer: Why should I appoint you Operation Manager for this factory?
Candidate: Sir, in my childhood, my grandmother was murdered by our servant (who taught me playing football) and I was angry at this. Later, my father broke his leg in an accident. I became more angry. So, please give me this job.
Interviewer: Are you nuts! How can you ask for a manager's job just on the basis of your grandmother and father's sufferings?
Candidate: Sir, if Rahul Gandhi can ask for PM's post for same reasons, can't I ask for a manager's job? :evil: :evil:
A hilarious joke I read in comments to an article! :woohoo: :woohoo:
Interviewer: Why should I appoint you Operation Manager for this factory?
Candidate: Sir, in my childhood, my grandmother was murdered by our servant (who taught me playing football) and I was angry at this. Later, my father broke his leg in an accident. I became more angry. So, please give me this job.
Interviewer: Are you nuts! How can you ask for a manager's job just on the basis of your grandmother and father's sufferings?
Candidate: Sir, if Rahul Gandhi can ask for PM's post for same reasons, can't I ask for a manager's job? :evil: :evil:
That is a good one :cheer: ! Is Rahul gandhi and family listening ? they have to come up with something more substantial than family history and sob stories...
A hilarious joke I read in comments to an article! :woohoo: :woohoo:
Interviewer: Why should I appoint you Operation Manager for this factory?
Candidate: Sir, in my childhood, my grandmother was murdered by our servant (who taught me playing football) and I was angry at this. Later, my father broke his leg in an accident. I became more angry. So, please give me this job.
Interviewer: Are you nuts! How can you ask for a manager's job just on the basis of your grandmother and father's sufferings?
Candidate: Sir, if Rahul Gandhi can ask for PM's post for same reasons, can't I ask for a manager's job? :evil: :evil:
That is a good one :cheer: ! Is Rahul gandhi and family listening ? they have to come up with something more substantial than family history and sob stories...
As long as the largest political party goes for these sob stories in a big manner, they don't care about it. In fact,. they may trying to dig out more such stories or more occasions for Sonia to cry on! :woohoo:
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Kalyani Nandurkar
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