Great joke! LOL!

I remember a story about a sardarji. He hired a taxi. The driver and his friend were cutting jokes on sardarji in English thinking that simple villager type sardarji won't understand. When destination arrived, sardarji asked them to do a favor. He gave them a one rupee coin saying that this be given to a Sikh beggar. Sardarji left but both are still searching for a sardarji beggar.

Some of the Sardarji jokes are really funny, adding a couple of them...

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardarji: I was born in India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

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A Teacher giving a lecture on population:
"In India after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. "
A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her!. "

Usha ji don't use sardar word if any sardar read it he will annoyed on you. They don't like that some one proved that we are fool.

Definitely not ! I have several friends belonging to the sikh community and we all joke about this...But as yoiu rightly point out there may be others who do feel offended...I would like to post some statistics about them...


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I remember a story about a sardarji. He hired a taxi. The driver and his friend were cutting jokes on sardarji in English thinking that simple villager type sardarji won't understand. When destination arrived, sardarji asked them to do a favor. He gave them a one rupee coin saying that this be given to a Sikh beggar. Sardarji left but both are still searching for a sardarji beggar.

Use Facebook only during spare times like this one.... :laugh: :laugh:

I am not addicted to Facebook.

I only use it when I have time...
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ALL THE TIME! :evil: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Use Facebook only during spare times like this one.... :laugh: :laugh:

I am not addicted to Facebook.

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LOL :cheer: That's a good one....Most users are addicted to Facebook from what I see since they are constantly updating their status...

Use Facebook only during spare times like this one.... :laugh: :laugh:

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LOL :cheer: That's a good one....Most users are addicted to Facebook from what I see since they are constantly updating their status...

True! Right status updates such as ...."just got up...feeling very low" and "made a yummy pancake for breakfast' :blink: Who wants to know what people had for breakfast and what time they got up? :woohoo:

Use Facebook only during spare times like this one.... :laugh: :laugh:

I am not addicted to Facebook.

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LOL :cheer: That's a good one....Most users are addicted to Facebook from what I see since they are constantly updating their status...

True! Right status updates such as ...."just got up...feeling very low" and "made a yummy pancake for breakfast' :blink: Who wants to know what people had for breakfast and what time they got up? :woohoo:

Funny thing is that most of them do like to read about such things ! I know of a couple of my friends on FB who change their profile picture almost every day :dry: , I sometimes wonder do their faces change so much in 24 hours time that they need to update so frequently ? lol... :cheer:

Here's a good one a friend posted on FB! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Wife goes to visit her parents and send her husband the following romantic message/.... :woohoo:

"Meri mohabbat ko apne dil me dhund lena,
Aur haan! Aaatte ko achhi tarah goondh lena...!!
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Mil jaaye agar pyar to khona nahi,
Pyaaz kaat te waqt bilkul rona nahi...!!
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Mujhse rooth jaane ka bahana achha hai,
Thodi der aur pakaao Aaloo kaccha hai..!
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Mil ke fir khushiyo ko baatna hai,
Tamatar zara bareek hi kaatna hai...!!
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Log hamari mohabbat se jal na jaaye,
Chaawal time pe dekh lena kahi Gal na jaye...!!
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Kaisi lagi ghazal bata dena,
Namak kam lage to aur mila lena...!!

This joke is reality. India- Pakistan quarrel has become a international level joke. There is not end to this.

Another hilarious one!!

A priest dies and is waiting in line at the heaven's gates. Before him is a guy dressed fashionably and gaudily wearing dark sunglasses, a colourful shirt, leather jacket and jeans, talking loudly in a quite abusive language.

God to the guy: Who are you?

Guy: I am a taxi driver from N. Delhi.

God: Take this gold robe and enter the kingdom of heaven.

God turns to the priest next: Who are you:

Priest: I am a priest and I spent 40 years preaching good things to people.

God: Take this cotton robe and enter the kingdom of heaven.

Priest: How come that foul-mouthed, uncouth driver gets a gold robe and I get a simple cotton one in spite of spending my entire life preaching good?

God: Results, my son results! While you preached people slept, when he drove, people really and sincerely prayed. It is performance and not position that counts! :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

A great joke on management! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Sorry guys I know it is in Hindi but cannot help sharing it!

एक बैँक लूट के दौरान लुटेरों के मुखिया ने
बैँक मेँ मौजूद लोगों को चेतावनी देते हुए कहा :-

ये पैसा देश का है और जान आपकी अपनी
सब लोग लेट जाओ तूरंत , Quick

सब लोग लेट गये ! इसे कहते हैँ - Mind Changing Concept

एक महिला उत्तेजक मुद्रा मेँ लेटी थी
लुटेरों के मुखिया ने उससे कहा :- ये लूट है रेप नहीँ तमीज से लेटो ....

इसे कहते हैँ - Focusing

लुटेरों का एक साथी जो कि MBA किये हुआ था
उसने कहा कि पैसे गिन लेँ ?

मुखिया ने कहा बेवकूफ वो टीवी पर देखना न्यूज में ,

इसे कहते हैँ - Experience

लुटेरे 20 लाख लेकर भाग गए.

असिस्टेंट मैनेजर ने कहा :- F.I .R Kare ?

मैनेजर ने कहा :- 10 लाख निकाल लो और जो हमने 50 लाख का गबन
किया वो भी लूट में जोड़ लो ....

काश हर महीने डकैती हो

इसे कहते हैँ - Opportunity

टीवी पर न्यूज आई - Bank से 80 लाख लूटे .......

लुटेरोँ ने कई बार गिने 20 लाख ही थे

उनको समझ में आ गया कि इतनी जोखिम के बाद उनको 20 लाख ही मिले ,

जबकि साले मैनेजर ने 60 लाख यूं ही बना लिए

अब इसे कहते हैँ MANAGEMENT ....