Great joke! LOL!

lol......

That is a weird joke

Just read it on Facebook and wanted to share it here! :laugh:

Two Radical Pakistanis boarded a flight out of London .One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat... Just before takeoff, a Sardarji sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, Sardarji kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Paki in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.' '

Don't get up,' said the Sardarji , 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'

As soon as he left, one of the Paki picked up the Sardarji ‘s shoe and spat in it.

When the Sardarji returned with the coke, the other Paki said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.'
Again, the Sardarji obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Paki picked up the Sardarji ‘s other shoe and spat in it.

When the Sardarji returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Sardarji slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Paki neighbors . . .

'Why does it have to be this way?'

'How long must this go on . . . ?

This fighting between our nations . . . ?

This hatred . . . ?

This animosity . . . ?

This Spitting in Shoes and Pissing in Cokes . . . ?

Just read it on Facebook and wanted to share it here! :laugh:

Two Radical Pakistanis boarded a flight out of London .One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat... Just before takeoff, a Sardarji sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, Sardarji kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Paki in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.' '

Don't get up,' said the Sardarji , 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'

As soon as he left, one of the Paki picked up the Sardarji ‘s shoe and spat in it.

When the Sardarji returned with the coke, the other Paki said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.'
Again, the Sardarji obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Paki picked up the Sardarji ‘s other shoe and spat in it.

When the Sardarji returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Sardarji slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Paki neighbors . . .

'Why does it have to be this way?'

'How long must this go on . . . ?

This fighting between our nations . . . ?

This hatred . . . ?

This animosity . . . ?

This Spitting in Shoes and Pissing in Cokes . . . ?

LOL....so sardarji was one up ! :laugh: :cheer:

lol......

That is a weird joke

Read the last sentence! It is gross and weird but is symbolic of what the leaders of both nations do!

Just read it on Facebook and wanted to share it here! :laugh:

Two Radical Pakistanis boarded a flight out of London .One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat... Just before takeoff, a Sardarji sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, Sardarji kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Paki in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.' '

Don't get up,' said the Sardarji , 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'

As soon as he left, one of the Paki picked up the Sardarji ‘s shoe and spat in it.

When the Sardarji returned with the coke, the other Paki said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.'
Again, the Sardarji obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Paki picked up the Sardarji ‘s other shoe and spat in it.

When the Sardarji returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Sardarji slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Paki neighbors . . .

'Why does it have to be this way?'

'How long must this go on . . . ?

This fighting between our nations . . . ?

This hatred . . . ?

This animosity . . . ?

This Spitting in Shoes and Pissing in Cokes . . . ?

Santa went for interview
Interviewers : Apko Kitney salon ka tajurba (experience) hai
Santa: Salon ka to nahi hai sir tin salion ka hai. :laugh: :laugh:

Read this nice joke on facebook! :woohoo: :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh:

Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?

Papa- Bilkul marte the

Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi?

Another great joke I read today!! The best answer to a greedy prospective groom! :evil:

Ek ladka, ladki dekhne gaya
.
Ladki pasand aane par ladke ne
ladki se kaha "tum toh mujhe pasand ho
.
Par kya tumhare bap ki hesiyat hai
mujhe car dene ki?
Iss par ladki ne solid jawab diya-
Ladki : -"mere baap ki hesiyat toh aeroplane
dene ki hai...
Par kya tere baap ki hesiyat hai Airport
banane ki?

Some of the Sardarji jokes are really funny, adding a couple of them...

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardarji: I was born in India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A Teacher giving a lecture on population:
"In India after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. "
A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her!. "

Some of the Sardarji jokes are really funny, adding a couple of them...

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardarji: I was born in India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A Teacher giving a lecture on population:
"In India after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. "
A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her!. "

Usha ji don't use sardar word if any sardar read it he will annoyed on you. They don't like that some one proved that we are fool.

Some of the Sardarji jokes are really funny, adding a couple of them...

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardarji: I was born in India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A Teacher giving a lecture on population:
"In India after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. "
A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her!. "

Usha ji don't use sardar word if any sardar read it he will annoyed on you. They don't like that some one proved that we are fool.

Definitely not ! I have several friends belonging to the sikh community and we all joke about this...But as yoiu rightly point out there may be others who do feel offended...I would like to post some statistics about them...


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Here is my contribution of one Sardar joke:

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..

Here is my contribution of one Sardar joke:

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..