During Christmas term exam, when I asked my daughter to name a flying mammal (or bird :whistle: ), she answered 'ELEPHANT' :woohoo: :woohoo: . My wings of imagination began to fly and I thought of posting it here.
If elephants really get that power from God, how would our earth be? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: . What about our life and aero planes? Pour your imaginations in this thread please :cheer: :cheer:
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If elephant can fly then petrol will be saved and pollution will be less. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
How? Even birds can fly but still we can't save petrol. Do you think you would travel on elephants then?. :woohoo:
Birds can not carry but Elephants will carry same number of persons like a car. :laugh: :laugh:
Hmm? then what would happen to airlines they will surely sink or buy elephants for them. :woohoo:
If elephant can fly then petrol will be saved and pollution will be less. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
How? Even birds can fly but still we can't save petrol. Do you think you would travel on elephants then?. :woohoo:
Birds can not carry but Elephants will carry same number of persons like a car. :laugh: :laugh:
Hmm? then what would happen to airlines they will surely sink or buy elephants for them. :woohoo:
Vijoy Maliya can start a new business.
If elephant can fly then petrol will be saved and pollution will be less. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
How? Even birds can fly but still we can't save petrol. Do you think you would travel on elephants then?. :woohoo:
Birds can not carry but Elephants will carry same number of persons like a car. :laugh: :laugh:
Hmm? then what would happen to airlines they will surely sink or buy elephants for them. :woohoo:
Vijoy Maliya can start a new business.
Vijay Malya is fine as he has enough money that he may live luxuriously for whole life but I think others may need it. :woohoo:
If elephant can fly then petrol will be saved and pollution will be less. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
How? Even birds can fly but still we can't save petrol. Do you think you would travel on elephants then?. :woohoo:
Birds can not carry but Elephants will carry same number of persons like a car. :laugh: :laugh:
Hmm? then what would happen to airlines they will surely sink or buy elephants for them. :woohoo:
Vijoy Maliya can start a new business.
Vijay Malya is fine as he has enough money that he may live luxuriously for whole life but I think others may need it. :woohoo:
But in reality cost of car and elephant is same and keeping cost also.
If elephant can fly then petrol will be saved and pollution will be less. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
How? Even birds can fly but still we can't save petrol. Do you think you would travel on elephants then?. :woohoo:
hahaha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Funny answer
Draculas can also fly ;)
If elephant can fly then petrol will be saved and pollution will be less. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
How? Even birds can fly but still we can't save petrol. Do you think you would travel on elephants then?. :woohoo:
Birds can not carry but Elephants will carry same number of persons like a car. :laugh: :laugh:
Hmm? then what would happen to airlines they will surely sink or buy elephants for them. :woohoo:
Cost of a male elephant in Kerala is 60-70 lacs, insurance and tax extra. How many persons will take risk to invest this huge amount of money? :woohoo: :woohoo:
If elephant can fly then petrol will be saved and pollution will be less. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
How? Even birds can fly but still we can't save petrol. Do you think you would travel on elephants then?. :woohoo:
Birds can not carry but Elephants will carry same number of persons like a car. :laugh: :laugh:
Hmm? then what would happen to airlines they will surely sink or buy elephants for them. :woohoo:
Cost of a male elephant in Kerala is 60-70 lacs, insurance and tax extra. How many persons will take risk to invest this huge amount of money? :woohoo: :woohoo:
Also then it needs lot of food to eat in a day its not easy to keep elephants. :woohoo: :woohoo:
If elephant can fly then petrol will be saved and pollution will be less. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
How? Even birds can fly but still we can't save petrol. Do you think you would travel on elephants then?. :woohoo:
Birds can not carry but Elephants will carry same number of persons like a car. :laugh: :laugh:
Hmm? then what would happen to airlines they will surely sink or buy elephants for them. :woohoo:
Cost of a male elephant in Kerala is 60-70 lacs, insurance and tax extra. How many persons will take risk to invest this huge amount of money? :woohoo: :woohoo:
Also then it needs lot of food to eat in a day its not easy to keep elephants. :woohoo: :woohoo:
we can give them petrol to drink ;) ;)
If elephant can fly then petrol will be saved and pollution will be less. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
How? Even birds can fly but still we can't save petrol. Do you think you would travel on elephants then?. :woohoo:
Birds can not carry but Elephants will carry same number of persons like a car. :laugh: :laugh:
Hmm? then what would happen to airlines they will surely sink or buy elephants for them. :woohoo:
Cost of a male elephant in Kerala is 60-70 lacs, insurance and tax extra. How many persons will take risk to invest this huge amount of money? :woohoo: :woohoo:
Also then it needs lot of food to eat in a day its not easy to keep elephants. :woohoo: :woohoo:
we can give them petrol to drink ;) ;)
Nice one but do you think they would drink moreover they would need more petrol to drink then our vehicals in that case. :woohoo: :woohoo:
If elephant can fly then petrol will be saved and pollution will be less. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
How? Even birds can fly but still we can't save petrol. Do you think you would travel on elephants then?. :woohoo:
Birds can not carry but Elephants will carry same number of persons like a car. :laugh: :laugh:
Hmm? then what would happen to airlines they will surely sink or buy elephants for them. :woohoo:
Cost of a male elephant in Kerala is 60-70 lacs, insurance and tax extra. How many persons will take risk to invest this huge amount of money? :woohoo: :woohoo:
Also then it needs lot of food to eat in a day its not easy to keep elephants. :woohoo: :woohoo:
we can give them petrol to drink ;) ;)
Nice one but do you think they would drink moreover they would need more petrol to drink then our vehicals in that case. :woohoo: :woohoo:
Not at all...they take more time for digestion ;) ;) . So, they drink less
How is my idea? :woohoo: :woohoo:
If elephant can fly then petrol will be saved and pollution will be less. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
How? Even birds can fly but still we can't save petrol. Do you think you would travel on elephants then?. :woohoo:
Birds can not carry but Elephants will carry same number of persons like a car. :laugh: :laugh:
Hmm? then what would happen to airlines they will surely sink or buy elephants for them. :woohoo:
Cost of a male elephant in Kerala is 60-70 lacs, insurance and tax extra. How many persons will take risk to invest this huge amount of money? :woohoo: :woohoo:
Also then it needs lot of food to eat in a day its not easy to keep elephants. :woohoo: :woohoo:
we can give them petrol to drink ;) ;)
Nice one but do you think they would drink moreover they would need more petrol to drink then our vehicals in that case. :woohoo: :woohoo:
Not at all...they take more time for digestion ;) ;) . So, they drink less
How is my idea? :woohoo: :woohoo:
Hehehe do you think fluids need to be digested? :laugh: I don't think so. :blink:
If elephants could fly then I think we could travel from place to place easily at very cheap rate.But it would be more dangerous when they will sit in some one's roof surely the house will be much affected. :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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why can't we build a few rest stations for elephants in sky :cheer: :cheer:
If so, they won't sit on our homes, when got tired :laugh: :laugh:
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