During Christmas term exam, when I asked my daughter to name a flying mammal (or bird :whistle: ), she answered 'ELEPHANT' :woohoo: :woohoo: . My wings of imagination began to fly and I thought of posting it here.
If elephants really get that power from God, how would our earth be? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: . What about our life and aero planes? Pour your imaginations in this thread please :cheer: :cheer:
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During Christmas term exam, when I asked my daughter to name a flying mammal (or bird :whistle: ), she answered 'ELEPHANT' :woohoo: :woohoo: . My wings of imagination began to fly and I thought of posting it here.
If elephants really get that power from God, how would our earth be? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: . What about our life and aero planes? Pour your imaginations in this thread please :cheer: :cheer:
If elephants would start flying then they would make our houses dirty by their shit. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
During Christmas term exam, when I asked my daughter to name a flying mammal (or bird :whistle: ), she answered 'ELEPHANT' :woohoo: :woohoo: . My wings of imagination began to fly and I thought of posting it here.
If elephants really get that power from God, how would our earth be? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: . What about our life and aero planes? Pour your imaginations in this thread please :cheer: :cheer:
If elephants would start flying then they would make our houses dirty by their shit. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
It's really a wonderful answer with humorous touch :laugh: :laugh:
Perhaps we may get out of our homes with umbrellas always in hand ;) ;)
During Christmas term exam, when I asked my daughter to name a flying mammal (or bird :whistle: ), she answered 'ELEPHANT' :woohoo: :woohoo: . My wings of imagination began to fly and I thought of posting it here.
If elephants really get that power from God, how would our earth be? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: . What about our life and aero planes? Pour your imaginations in this thread please :cheer: :cheer:
If elephants would start flying then they would make our houses dirty by their shit. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
It's really a wonderful answer with humorous touch :laugh: :laugh:
Perhaps we may get out of our homes with umbrellas always in hand ;) ;)
Hehehe..do you think the standard size umbrella would be sufficient for it. :woohoo:
During Christmas term exam, when I asked my daughter to name a flying mammal (or bird :whistle: ), she answered 'ELEPHANT' :woohoo: :woohoo: . My wings of imagination began to fly and I thought of posting it here.
If elephants really get that power from God, how would our earth be? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: . What about our life and aero planes? Pour your imaginations in this thread please :cheer: :cheer:
King fisher and Air india will go into oblivion.
During Christmas term exam, when I asked my daughter to name a flying mammal (or bird :whistle: ), she answered 'ELEPHANT' :woohoo: :woohoo: . My wings of imagination began to fly and I thought of posting it here.
If elephants really get that power from God, how would our earth be? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: . What about our life and aero planes? Pour your imaginations in this thread please :cheer: :cheer:
If elephants would start flying then they would make our houses dirty by their shit. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
It's really a wonderful answer with humorous touch :laugh: :laugh:
Perhaps we may get out of our homes with umbrellas always in hand ;) ;)
Hehehe..do you think the standard size umbrella would be sufficient for it. :woohoo:
perhaps new factories may open to make special umbrellas to go out ;) :laugh: :laugh:
Just imagine a situation, always umbrellas in hand fearing...... :woohoo: :woohoo:
During Christmas term exam, when I asked my daughter to name a flying mammal (or bird :whistle: ), she answered 'ELEPHANT' :woohoo: :woohoo: . My wings of imagination began to fly and I thought of posting it here.
If elephants really get that power from God, how would our earth be? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: . What about our life and aero planes? Pour your imaginations in this thread please :cheer: :cheer:
If elephants would start flying then they would make our houses dirty by their shit. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
It's really a wonderful answer with humorous touch :laugh: :laugh:
Perhaps we may get out of our homes with umbrellas always in hand ;) ;)
Hehehe..do you think the standard size umbrella would be sufficient for it. :woohoo:
perhaps new factories may open to make special umbrellas to go out ;) :laugh: :laugh:
Just imagine a situation, always umbrellas in hand fearing...... :woohoo: :woohoo:
I invent a steel umbrella and apply for a patent.
During Christmas term exam, when I asked my daughter to name a flying mammal (or bird :whistle: ), she answered 'ELEPHANT' :woohoo: :woohoo: . My wings of imagination began to fly and I thought of posting it here.
If elephants really get that power from God, how would our earth be? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: . What about our life and aero planes? Pour your imaginations in this thread please :cheer: :cheer:
If elephants would start flying then they would make our houses dirty by their shit. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
It's really a wonderful answer with humorous touch :laugh: :laugh:
Perhaps we may get out of our homes with umbrellas always in hand ;) ;)
Hehehe..do you think the standard size umbrella would be sufficient for it. :woohoo:
perhaps new factories may open to make special umbrellas to go out ;) :laugh: :laugh:
Just imagine a situation, always umbrellas in hand fearing...... :woohoo: :woohoo:
I don't think it would be a better idea it would cost more. :evil:
During Christmas term exam, when I asked my daughter to name a flying mammal (or bird :whistle: ), she answered 'ELEPHANT' :woohoo: :woohoo: . My wings of imagination began to fly and I thought of posting it here.
If elephants really get that power from God, how would our earth be? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: . What about our life and aero planes? Pour your imaginations in this thread please :cheer: :cheer:
If elephants would start flying then they would make our houses dirty by their shit. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
It's really a wonderful answer with humorous touch :laugh: :laugh:
Perhaps we may get out of our homes with umbrellas always in hand ;) ;)
Hehehe..do you think the standard size umbrella would be sufficient for it. :woohoo:
perhaps new factories may open to make special umbrellas to go out ;) :laugh: :laugh:
Just imagine a situation, always umbrellas in hand fearing...... :woohoo: :woohoo:
I invent a steel umbrella and apply for a patent.
nice idea, will you make me your business partner? :cheer:
During Christmas term exam, when I asked my daughter to name a flying mammal (or bird :whistle: ), she answered 'ELEPHANT' :woohoo: :woohoo: . My wings of imagination began to fly and I thought of posting it here.
If elephants really get that power from God, how would our earth be? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: . What about our life and aero planes? Pour your imaginations in this thread please :cheer: :cheer:
If elephants would start flying then they would make our houses dirty by their shit. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
It's really a wonderful answer with humorous touch :laugh: :laugh:
Perhaps we may get out of our homes with umbrellas always in hand ;) ;)
Hehehe..do you think the standard size umbrella would be sufficient for it. :woohoo:
perhaps new factories may open to make special umbrellas to go out ;) :laugh: :laugh:
Just imagine a situation, always umbrellas in hand fearing...... :woohoo: :woohoo:
I don't think it would be a better idea it would cost more. :evil:
Don't worry yaar, it won't cost more than a litre of petrol that exhausts within one hour of purchase :woohoo: :woohoo:
During Christmas term exam, when I asked my daughter to name a flying mammal (or bird :whistle: ), she answered 'ELEPHANT' :woohoo: :woohoo: . My wings of imagination began to fly and I thought of posting it here.
If elephants really get that power from God, how would our earth be? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: . What about our life and aero planes? Pour your imaginations in this thread please :cheer: :cheer:
King fisher and Air india will go into oblivion.
King fisher is already in loss. I think, if they hire a few elephants for their service, they can save at least the fuel cost of planes :laugh: :laugh:
During Christmas term exam, when I asked my daughter to name a flying mammal (or bird :whistle: ), she answered 'ELEPHANT' :woohoo: :woohoo: . My wings of imagination began to fly and I thought of posting it here.
If elephants really get that power from God, how would our earth be? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: . What about our life and aero planes? Pour your imaginations in this thread please :cheer: :cheer:
If elephants would start flying then they would make our houses dirty by their shit. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
It's really a wonderful answer with humorous touch :laugh: :laugh:
Perhaps we may get out of our homes with umbrellas always in hand ;) ;)
Hehehe..do you think the standard size umbrella would be sufficient for it. :woohoo:
perhaps new factories may open to make special umbrellas to go out ;) :laugh: :laugh:
Just imagine a situation, always umbrellas in hand fearing...... :woohoo: :woohoo:
I invent a steel umbrella and apply for a patent.
nice idea, will you make me your business partner? :cheer:
Not just business partner, you will be an investing partner too.
During Christmas term exam, when I asked my daughter to name a flying mammal (or bird :whistle: ), she answered 'ELEPHANT' :woohoo: :woohoo: . My wings of imagination began to fly and I thought of posting it here.
If elephants really get that power from God, how would our earth be? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: . What about our life and aero planes? Pour your imaginations in this thread please :cheer: :cheer:
If elephants would start flying then they would make our houses dirty by their shit. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
It's really a wonderful answer with humorous touch :laugh: :laugh:
Perhaps we may get out of our homes with umbrellas always in hand ;) ;)
Hehehe..do you think the standard size umbrella would be sufficient for it. :woohoo:
perhaps new factories may open to make special umbrellas to go out ;) :laugh: :laugh:
Just imagine a situation, always umbrellas in hand fearing...... :woohoo: :woohoo:
I invent a steel umbrella and apply for a patent.
nice idea, will you make me your business partner? :cheer:
Not just business partner, you will be an investing partner too.
Could not able to fly.. heavy weight like me...
During Christmas term exam, when I asked my daughter to name a flying mammal (or bird :whistle: ), she answered 'ELEPHANT' :woohoo: :woohoo: . My wings of imagination began to fly and I thought of posting it here.
If elephants really get that power from God, how would our earth be? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: . What about our life and aero planes? Pour your imaginations in this thread please :cheer: :cheer:
If elephants would start flying then they would make our houses dirty by their shit. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
It's really a wonderful answer with humorous touch :laugh: :laugh:
Perhaps we may get out of our homes with umbrellas always in hand ;) ;)
Hehehe..do you think the standard size umbrella would be sufficient for it. :woohoo:
perhaps new factories may open to make special umbrellas to go out ;) :laugh: :laugh:
Just imagine a situation, always umbrellas in hand fearing...... :woohoo: :woohoo:
I invent a steel umbrella and apply for a patent.
nice idea, will you make me your business partner? :cheer:
Not just business partner, you will be an investing partner too.
Could not able to fly.. heavy weight like me...
I have never asked you to fly with the elephant :blink: :blink:
During Christmas term exam, when I asked my daughter to name a flying mammal (or bird :whistle: ), she answered 'ELEPHANT' :woohoo: :woohoo: . My wings of imagination began to fly and I thought of posting it here.
If elephants really get that power from God, how would our earth be? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: . What about our life and aero planes? Pour your imaginations in this thread please :cheer: :cheer:
If elephants would start flying then they would make our houses dirty by their shit. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
It's really a wonderful answer with humorous touch :laugh: :laugh:
Perhaps we may get out of our homes with umbrellas always in hand ;) ;)
Hehehe..do you think the standard size umbrella would be sufficient for it. :woohoo:
perhaps new factories may open to make special umbrellas to go out ;) :laugh: :laugh:
Just imagine a situation, always umbrellas in hand fearing...... :woohoo: :woohoo:
I invent a steel umbrella and apply for a patent.
nice idea, will you make me your business partner? :cheer:
Not just business partner, you will be an investing partner too.
Could not able to fly.. heavy weight like me...
I have never asked you to fly with the elephant :blink: :blink:
Yes you never asked me. but I told a joke for enjoy..
I dream't several times like flying don't know why it is coming ;) ;) ;) ;)
During Christmas term exam, when I asked my daughter to name a flying mammal (or bird :whistle: ), she answered 'ELEPHANT' :woohoo: :woohoo: . My wings of imagination began to fly and I thought of posting it here.
If elephants really get that power from God, how would our earth be? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: . What about our life and aero planes? Pour your imaginations in this thread please :cheer: :cheer:
If elephants would start flying then they would make our houses dirty by their shit. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
It's really a wonderful answer with humorous touch :laugh: :laugh:
Perhaps we may get out of our homes with umbrellas always in hand ;) ;)
Hehehe..do you think the standard size umbrella would be sufficient for it. :woohoo:
perhaps new factories may open to make special umbrellas to go out ;) :laugh: :laugh:
Just imagine a situation, always umbrellas in hand fearing...... :woohoo: :woohoo:
I invent a steel umbrella and apply for a patent.
nice idea, will you make me your business partner? :cheer:
Not just business partner, you will be an investing partner too.
Could not able to fly.. heavy weight like me...
I have never asked you to fly with the elephant :blink: :blink:
Yes you never asked me. but I told a joke for enjoy..
I dream't several times like flying don't know why it is coming ;) ;) ;) ;)
Perhaps your hidden destination was pilot course ;)
Don't worry, when elephants begin to fly we can use them for transport and will appoint you as its pilot :woohoo: :woohoo:
During Christmas term exam, when I asked my daughter to name a flying mammal (or bird :whistle: ), she answered 'ELEPHANT' :woohoo: :woohoo: . My wings of imagination began to fly and I thought of posting it here.
If elephants really get that power from God, how would our earth be? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: . What about our life and aero planes? Pour your imaginations in this thread please :cheer: :cheer:
If elephants would start flying then they would make our houses dirty by their shit. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
It's really a wonderful answer with humorous touch :laugh: :laugh:
Perhaps we may get out of our homes with umbrellas always in hand ;) ;)
Hehehe..do you think the standard size umbrella would be sufficient for it. :woohoo:
perhaps new factories may open to make special umbrellas to go out ;) :laugh: :laugh:
Just imagine a situation, always umbrellas in hand fearing...... :woohoo: :woohoo:
I invent a steel umbrella and apply for a patent.
nice idea, will you make me your business partner? :cheer:
Not just business partner, you will be an investing partner too.
Could not able to fly.. heavy weight like me...
I have never asked you to fly with the elephant :blink: :blink:
Yes you never asked me. but I told a joke for enjoy..
I dream't several times like flying don't know why it is coming ;) ;) ;) ;)
Perhaps your hidden destination was pilot course ;)
Don't worry, when elephants begin to fly we can use them for transport and will appoint you as its pilot :woohoo: :woohoo:
Double ok.. deal okay :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: ;) ;) ;) :P :P :P
If elephant can fly then petrol will be saved and pollution will be less. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
How? Even birds can fly but still we can't save petrol. Do you think you would travel on elephants then?. :woohoo:
Birds can not carry but Elephants will carry same number of persons like a car. :laugh: :laugh:
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