Thread for shared jokes

Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything!


Son:That`s why I say she`s no good!

A man meet a beggar and asked- Do you drink?
Beggar replied No.
Do you play gamble?
Beggar: No.
Have you another female other than wife?
Beggar : No.
The man took the beggar into his wife and said -Look this man ,who doesn't drink and does not play gamble and has no another woman and that is why he is a beggar.

Question : What's the difference between Mother's and Girl Friend's tears?

Answer : Mother's tears 'Effect our Heart'
Girl Friend's tears 'Effect our Pocket' :P :P :P :P :P v Just Kidding....

Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything!


Son:That`s why I say she`s no good!

Very convenient lol... :laugh:

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint ?
Obvious - Green Paint :dry:

Question : What's the difference between Mother's and Girl Friend's tears?

Answer : Mother's tears 'Effect our Heart'
Girl Friend's tears 'Effect our Pocket' :P :P :P :P :P v Just Kidding....

Its notjoke yaar, it is all time true.

RobertP wrote:
Question : What's the difference between Mother's and Girl Friend's tears?

Answer : Mother's tears 'Effect our Heart'
Girl Friend's tears 'Effect our Pocket' v Just Kidding....


Its notjoke yaar, it is all time true


Does it mean who has no bad habbits does'nt come up in life... :)

Boy friend is fun,&Husband is gun
,Boy friend is light of moon,&Husband is month of june
,Boy friend is tooty fruity,&Husband is qismat phooti

A talk between cat and elephant
Cat:how old are you?
Elephant:5 years.
Cat:you look big.
Elephant:I am a complan boy.
Cat:I am 20 years.
Elephant:You look small.
Cat:Ponds age miracle."Barti umar mano tham si jaye'.

Boy friend is fun,&Husband is gun
,Boy friend is light of moon,&Husband is month of june
,Boy friend is tooty fruity,&Husband is qismat phooti

what is with month of june? i did not get the joke!

Boy friend is fun,&Husband is gun
,Boy friend is light of moon,&Husband is month of june
,Boy friend is tooty fruity,&Husband is qismat phooti

I hope Imraan does not read this joke. He may really become like month of June. :laugh:

Humorous thread but answered very less. come on yaar after all lough is also a good medicine.

Boy friend is fun,&Husband is gun
,Boy friend is light of moon,&Husband is month of june
,Boy friend is tooty fruity,&Husband is qismat phooti

what is with month of june? i did not get the joke!



Sweta its a joke in a rhyming words

Marriage:It`s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

Husband asks,Do you know the meaning of WIFE
.It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime

!WIFE satys No,it means-With Idiot for Ever.

Wife :yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes!

Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!

All jokes are just amazing. Keep posting such jokes. They are nice.

Ajit Joke

1, Once, Ajit and his wife were going by an auto, the driver adjusts the mirror.
Ajit shouts: meri biwi ko dekhta hai, chal peeche baith, auto main chalaaunga

One more ....

Manmohan Singh to Obama - We are sending Indians to the moon next year.
Obama - Wow! How Many?
Manmohan Singh - 100
25 - OBC , 25 - SC, 20 - ST ,5 - Handicapped ,5 - Sports Persons ,5 - Terrorist Affected
5 - Kashmii Migrants ,9 - Politicians
and if possible
1 - "Astronaut ".

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw?

Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)?

If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd."

In a Court

Judge - Order Order

convict - one icreams and a coffee