A fun word play...
1, How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
2,A cartoonist was found dead in his home - Details are sketchy.
3,I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
4,They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
5,I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
6,I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
7,What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
and
8, Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
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a few more...
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Broken pencils are pointless.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Velcro - what a rip off! :huh:
Kneaded a dough is classic. This reminds me of that marvelous feature "Picturesque Speech" In the RD
Wow...Rambabu gaaru, you read RD? I really love reading especially the 'Laughter the best medicine' ' jokes at work' and all that!!!!
"All in a Day's work", "Humour in uniform" are my favorite features in Readers Digest. Yes i'm a regular visitor to their website too
Even life is like that is very amusing and come up with some very humorous real life incidents....Readers digest has lost its previous stature but it is still better than most ,magazines...
A fun word play...
1, How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
2,A cartoonist was found dead in his home - Details are sketchy.
3,I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
4,They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
5,I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
6,I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
7,What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
and
8, Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Wonderful sentences indeed ... couldn't stop laughing especially the 7 one is great.
A fun word play...
1, How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
2,A cartoonist was found dead in his home - Details are sketchy.
3,I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
4,They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
5,I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
6,I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
7,What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
and
8, Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Wonderful sentences indeed ... couldn't stop laughing especially the 7 one is great.
If you can think of some or have heard of some please do add on Rajani :)
a few more...
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Broken pencils are pointless.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Velcro - what a rip off! :huh:
Kneaded a dough is classic. This reminds me of that marvelous feature "Picturesque Speech" In the RD
Wow...Rambabu gaaru, you read RD? I really love reading especially the 'Laughter the best medicine' ' jokes at work' and all that!!!!
"All in a Day's work", "Humour in uniform" are my favorite features in Readers Digest. Yes i'm a regular visitor to their website too
Even life is like that is very amusing and come up with some very humorous real life incidents....Readers digest has lost its previous stature but it is still better than most ,magazines...
Yes, RD lost its sheen compared to early days. Still,it has its own uniqueness. I'm an addict to RD
@ sunil......England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.-
LOL :cheer: adding more in the same category ..
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pee soup!
I bet the butcher $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."
What is the difference between a master and a station master
Master trains the minds and station master minds the trains.
The humor in Reader's digest was the first of its kind and a lot of emphasis was given to everyday life and comic situations that take place in day today dealings, I guess that's why it became so popular...quoting one from RD
Oh God !
Notice in In Front of a Church " Under the same management for over two thousand years " :unsure:
Oh God !
Notice in In Front of a Church " Under the same management for over two thousand years " :unsure:
@ sunil......England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.-
LOL :cheer: adding more in the same category ..
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pee soup!
I bet the butcher $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."
What is the difference between a master and a station master
Master trains the minds and station master minds the trains.
it's a puzzle posted by you months before. Right? :P
how is my memory power? :evil: :laugh: :laugh:
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