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Let me see your imaginery wings.

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let me test your imagination through this funny thread :cheer: :cheer:
Suppose you went out locking your home. You were the last one to leave the home and no duplicate keys. Ok? Assumed?
You went for a shopping and returned back in the evening. But you forgot that keys are in your hands, just for a moment and you pressed calling bell. Suddenly you understood your mistake and laugh to yourself and begin to open the door. Ok?
Suddenly, to your surprise, if a stranger or someone you know, opens door to you what will be your response :woohoo: :woohoo: :silly: :silly: :whistle: :whistle: :unsure: :unsure: :laugh: :laugh:
Think and post some humorous replies :P :P

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I ask him who he / she is? and then i shout loudly that thief has come to our house please catch and i get people from around and catch him. Then I try to know who he is, why he entered my house. and then I handover to police
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Bhoot boot bhoot.................. :evil: :silly: :blink: !

This will be my first reaction.

:angry: From where did you get the key?
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I will be shocked to see a stranger in my home. Then i will take a pole or stick for my safety.
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Bhoot boot bhoot.................. :evil: :silly: :blink: !

This will be my first reaction.

:angry: From where did you get the key?


it's a nice reply...
I really loved its humour sense..... :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

It can happen this way as well...
If we have knocked the wrong door ;)
Now everyone is living in flats....a door miss can cause a lot of confusions, like seen in movies :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
Now a days everyone has memory problems :woohoo: :woohoo: :evil: :evil:
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I'll say hi buddy... Come pick my stuff and then we talk how you entered my home........ :) :)... :P :P...
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I'll say hi buddy... Come pick my stuff and then we talk how you entered my home........ :) :)... :P :P...


so cool ;)

It seems you have a lot of such experiences ;) :laugh: :laugh:
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Bhoot boot bhoot.................. :evil: :silly: :blink: !

This will be my first reaction.

:angry: From where did you get the key?


it's a nice reply...
I really loved its humour sense..... :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

It can happen this way as well...
If we have knocked the wrong door ;)
Now everyone is living in flats....a door miss can cause a lot of confusions, like seen in movies :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
Now a days everyone has memory problems :woohoo: :woohoo: :evil: :evil:


But then after seeing him, i would look for hte flat on.. and react.. oh sorry... and then laugh at my self.. :) :)
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I'll say hi buddy... Come pick my stuff and then we talk how you entered my home........ :) :)... :P :P...


so cool ;)

It seems you have a lot of such experiences ;) :laugh: :laugh:


Nops... Its just your post helped me to build my imaginary wings... :) :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
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I'll say hi buddy... Come pick my stuff and then we talk how you entered my home........ :) :)... :P :P...


so cool ;)

It seems you have a lot of such experiences ;) :laugh: :laugh:


Nops... Its just your post helped me to build my imaginary wings... :) :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:


if so, let me imagine Obama opens my door when i knock ;) ;) :cheer: :cheer: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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I'll say hi buddy... Come pick my stuff and then we talk how you entered my home........ :) :)... :P :P...


so cool ;)

It seems you have a lot of such experiences ;) :laugh: :laugh:


Nops... Its just your post helped me to build my imaginary wings... :) :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:


if so, let me imagine Obama opens my door when i knock ;) ;) :cheer: :cheer: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


I would say.. This ain't your parliamentary house.. Get lost.. :P :P
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I'll say hi buddy... Come pick my stuff and then we talk how you entered my home........ :) :)... :P :P...


so cool ;)

It seems you have a lot of such experiences ;) :laugh: :laugh:


Nops... Its just your post helped me to build my imaginary wings... :) :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:


if so, let me imagine Obama opens my door when i knock ;) ;) :cheer: :cheer: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


I would say.. This ain't your parliamentary house.. Get lost.. :P :P


he will say, "I am giving you a pleasant surprise" :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :silly:
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I'll say hi buddy... Come pick my stuff and then we talk how you entered my home........ :) :)... :P :P...


so cool ;)

It seems you have a lot of such experiences ;) :laugh: :laugh:


Nops... Its just your post helped me to build my imaginary wings... :) :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:


if so, let me imagine Obama opens my door when i knock ;) ;) :cheer: :cheer: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


I would say.. This ain't your parliamentary house.. Get lost.. :P :P


he will say, "I am giving you a pleasant surprise" :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :silly:


I don't need this suprize... Go Save America... :P :P :evil: :evil:
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I'll say hi buddy... Come pick my stuff and then we talk how you entered my home........ :) :)... :P :P...


so cool ;)

It seems you have a lot of such experiences ;) :laugh: :laugh:


Nops... Its just your post helped me to build my imaginary wings... :) :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:


if so, let me imagine Obama opens my door when i knock ;) ;) :cheer: :cheer: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


I would say.. This ain't your parliamentary house.. Get lost.. :P :P


he will say, "I am giving you a pleasant surprise" :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :silly:


I don't need this suprize... Go Save America... :P :P :evil: :evil:


I have already dig a pond in America, now it's time for India :evil: :evil:
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I'll say hi buddy... Come pick my stuff and then we talk how you entered my home........ :) :)... :P :P...


so cool ;)

It seems you have a lot of such experiences ;) :laugh: :laugh:


Nops... Its just your post helped me to build my imaginary wings... :) :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:


if so, let me imagine Obama opens my door when i knock ;) ;) :cheer: :cheer: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


I would say.. This ain't your parliamentary house.. Get lost.. :P :P


he will say, "I am giving you a pleasant surprise" :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :silly:


I don't need this suprize... Go Save America... :P :P :evil: :evil:


I have already dig a pond in America, now it's time for India :evil: :evil:


No Man.. Already too many ponds in India.. Else leave it.. Come lets watch Kuch Kuch Hota hai.. :) :) :evil: :evil: :evil:
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I'll say hi buddy... Come pick my stuff and then we talk how you entered my home........ :) :)... :P :P...


so cool ;)

It seems you have a lot of such experiences ;) :laugh: :laugh:


Nops... Its just your post helped me to build my imaginary wings... :) :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:


if so, let me imagine Obama opens my door when i knock ;) ;) :cheer: :cheer: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


I would say.. This ain't your parliamentary house.. Get lost.. :P :P


he will say, "I am giving you a pleasant surprise" :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :silly:


I don't need this suprize... Go Save America... :P :P :evil: :evil:


I have already dig a pond in America, now it's time for India :evil: :evil:


No Man.. Already too many ponds in India.. Else leave it.. Come lets watch Kuch Kuch Hota hai.. :) :) :evil: :evil: :evil:


No no no...
I want to see DAM 999.
Hoping you won't mind :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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This is really not surprising. I had forgotten to close another door opening from back of the house. Meanwhile my brother came. He entered the house from the back door. When I opened the lock, he came out.
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I'll say hi buddy... Come pick my stuff and then we talk how you entered my home........ :) :)... :P :P...


so cool ;)

It seems you have a lot of such experiences ;) :laugh: :laugh:


Nops... Its just your post helped me to build my imaginary wings... :) :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:


if so, let me imagine Obama opens my door when i knock ;) ;) :cheer: :cheer: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


I would say.. This ain't your parliamentary house.. Get lost.. :P :P


he will say, "I am giving you a pleasant surprise" :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :silly:


I don't need this suprize... Go Save America... :P :P :evil: :evil:


I have already dig a pond in America, now it's time for India :evil: :evil:


No Man.. Already too many ponds in India.. Else leave it.. Come lets watch Kuch Kuch Hota hai.. :) :) :evil: :evil: :evil:


No no no...
I want to see DAM 999.
Hoping you won't mind :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Oh Mr. Obama.. Why watch it pirated.. Lets go and watch it in theatre.. in 3D.. You got cash with you. ? Credit card won't work.. Go get money from ATM and then we go.. Run Obama Run.. :evil: :evil: :evil:
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