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At One Point Vijay Mallya Had Piles Of Cash...

Now The Cash is all Gone And Only The Piles Remain !!!

This Condition Is Medically Called King Fissure...!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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At One Point Vijay Mallya Had Piles Of Cash...

Now The Cash is all Gone And Only The Piles Remain !!!

This Condition Is Medically Called King Fissure...!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


LOL, that is very apt ! But with all that he has still not stopped having parties and continues to do so in his ranch/home at Sakleshpur. On the one hand the staff has gone without salary for almost a year now and he doesn't seem to bother at all...
At One Point Vijay Mallya Had Piles Of Cash...

Now The Cash is all Gone And Only The Piles Remain !!!

This Condition Is Medically Called King Fissure...!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


LOL, that is very apt ! But with all that he has still not stopped having parties and continues to do so in his ranch/home at Sakleshpur. On the one hand the staff has gone without salary for almost a year now and he doesn't seem to bother at all...


True! I wonder if he is still going to get the Kingfisher calender out this year! :blink:
At One Point Vijay Mallya Had Piles Of Cash...

Now The Cash is all Gone And Only The Piles Remain !!!

This Condition Is Medically Called King Fissure...!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


This is the first time I hear the word 'King Fissure'. I know one new word today.
Very funny, Kings are supposed to have every thing in grand style including piles and fissures. I am sure it will convert in to fistula soon. :laugh:
At One Point Vijay Mallya Had Piles Of Cash...

Now The Cash is all Gone And Only The Piles Remain !!!

This Condition Is Medically Called King Fissure...!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


This is the first time I hear the word 'King Fissure'. I know one new word today.


Well, Robert King Fissure is not a word, its only a pun on the Kingfisher! :blink:
Very funny, Kings are supposed to have every thing in grand style including piles and fissures. I am sure it will convert in to fistula soon. :laugh:


If he keeps on going like this, it will soon!! :laugh: :laugh:
At One Point Vijay Mallya Had Piles Of Cash...

Now The Cash is all Gone And Only The Piles Remain !!!

This Condition Is Medically Called King Fissure...!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


LOL, that is very apt ! But with all that he has still not stopped having parties and continues to do so in his ranch/home at Sakleshpur. On the one hand the staff has gone without salary for almost a year now and he doesn't seem to bother at all...


True! I wonder if he is still going to get the Kingfisher calender out this year! :blink:


LOL, that is a thought ! He might at that :cheer: :laugh:
At One Point Vijay Mallya Had Piles Of Cash...

Now The Cash is all Gone And Only The Piles Remain !!!

This Condition Is Medically Called King Fissure...!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


This is the first time I hear the word 'King Fissure'. I know one new word today.


Well, Robert King Fissure is not a word, its only a pun on the Kingfisher! :blink:


Fissure sure is a word that means break or tear in the skin and mostly related to AXX :laugh: .
At One Point Vijay Mallya Had Piles Of Cash...

Now The Cash is all Gone And Only The Piles Remain !!!

This Condition Is Medically Called King Fissure...!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


LOL, that is very apt ! But with all that he has still not stopped having parties and continues to do so in his ranch/home at Sakleshpur. On the one hand the staff has gone without salary for almost a year now and he doesn't seem to bother at all...


True! I wonder if he is still going to get the Kingfisher calender out this year! :blink:


But kalyani.....only his airlines is under loss. But what about his beverages? Still he is a king and will remain there...as long as Indians drink ;)
At One Point Vijay Mallya Had Piles Of Cash...

Now The Cash is all Gone And Only The Piles Remain !!!

This Condition Is Medically Called King Fissure...!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


LOL, that is very apt ! But with all that he has still not stopped having parties and continues to do so in his ranch/home at Sakleshpur. On the one hand the staff has gone without salary for almost a year now and he doesn't seem to bother at all...


True! I wonder if he is still going to get the Kingfisher calender out this year! :blink:


But kalyani.....only his airlines is under loss. But what about his beverages? Still he is a king and will remain there...as long as Indians drink ;)


Yes that's right only the airlines is losing out, so why does he expect the government to bail his A** out of the mess he himself has made? Why isn't he putting the money from beverages to rescue the airlines?
At One Point Vijay Mallya Had Piles Of Cash...

Now The Cash is all Gone And Only The Piles Remain !!!

This Condition Is Medically Called King Fissure...!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


LOL, that is very apt ! But with all that he has still not stopped having parties and continues to do so in his ranch/home at Sakleshpur. On the one hand the staff has gone without salary for almost a year now and he doesn't seem to bother at all...


True! I wonder if he is still going to get the Kingfisher calender out this year! :blink:


But kalyani.....only his airlines is under loss. But what about his beverages? Still he is a king and will remain there...as long as Indians drink ;)


Yes that's right only the airlines is losing out, so why does he expect the government to bail his A** out of the mess he himself has made? Why isn't he putting the money from beverages to rescue the airlines?


Exactly ! Thats what I was asking myself , why not do that and at least pay the poor staff who have been without their salaries for a more than a year now... There was an old story of Midas turning everything he touched into gold, and vijaya mallya except what his father started (UB) has managed to make everything go bust - it was MCF before and a couple of other companies which were taken over by the state governments and mallya pocketed the insurance..
At One Point Vijay Mallya Had Piles Of Cash...

Now The Cash is all Gone And Only The Piles Remain !!!

This Condition Is Medically Called King Fissure...!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


LOL, that is very apt ! But with all that he has still not stopped having parties and continues to do so in his ranch/home at Sakleshpur. On the one hand the staff has gone without salary for almost a year now and he doesn't seem to bother at all...


True! I wonder if he is still going to get the Kingfisher calender out this year! :blink:


But kalyani.....only his airlines is under loss. But what about his beverages? Still he is a king and will remain there...as long as Indians drink ;)


Yes that's right only the airlines is losing out, so why does he expect the government to bail his A** out of the mess he himself has made? Why isn't he putting the money from beverages to rescue the airlines?


Exactly ! Thats what I was asking myself , why not do that and at least pay the poor staff who have been without their salaries for a more than a year now... There was an old story of Midas turning everything he touched into gold, and vijaya mallya except what his father started (UB) has managed to make everything go bust - it was MCF before and a couple of other companies which were taken over by the state governments and mallya pocketed the insurance..


Oh, is that so??? I didn't know much about Mallya but it sure looks like he is used to quite easy money via insurance and subsidies etc. but does not believe in working hard! :unsure: :blink:
Many times I heard that he had incured great loss. Still he is in good Kingly state. He has many other sources of income most probably. Having tremendous loss is also a great funda for rich people.
At One Point Vijay Mallya Had Piles Of Cash...

Now The Cash is all Gone And Only The Piles Remain !!!

This Condition Is Medically Called King Fissure...!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


LOL, that is very apt ! But with all that he has still not stopped having parties and continues to do so in his ranch/home at Sakleshpur. On the one hand the staff has gone without salary for almost a year now and he doesn't seem to bother at all...


True! I wonder if he is still going to get the Kingfisher calender out this year! :blink:


But kalyani.....only his airlines is under loss. But what about his beverages? Still he is a king and will remain there...as long as Indians drink ;)


Yes that's right only the airlines is losing out, so why does he expect the government to bail his A** out of the mess he himself has made? Why isn't he putting the money from beverages to rescue the airlines?


Exactly ! Thats what I was asking myself , why not do that and at least pay the poor staff who have been without their salaries for a more than a year now... There was an old story of Midas turning everything he touched into gold, and vijaya mallya except what his father started (UB) has managed to make everything go bust - it was MCF before and a couple of other companies which were taken over by the state governments and mallya pocketed the insurance..


Oh, is that so??? I didn't know much about Mallya but it sure looks like he is used to quite easy money via insurance and subsidies etc. but does not believe in working hard! :unsure: :blink:


He has a lot of properties in prime locations here and many of them bought in family members and distant relatives names,difficult to trace...but as of now, he is in big trouble looks like !
http://www.marinij.com/sausalito/ci_21794742/marinscope-newspapers-owner-trouble-over-unpaid-bills?source=most_emailed
At One Point Vijay Mallya Had Piles Of Cash...

Now The Cash is all Gone And Only The Piles Remain !!!

This Condition Is Medically Called King Fissure...!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


hhahahahahha......hahhahahahahahha

kalyani, your joke made my day

hahhahahaha
This is really sad that his airlines is under loss but still he has many things to do, he is still a "KING". :)
At One Point Vijay Mallya Had Piles Of Cash...

Now The Cash is all Gone And Only The Piles Remain !!!

This Condition Is Medically Called King Fissure...!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Pun is good, but Vijay Mallya's fun goes on, though his king fisher is immersed fully.
Apparently SBI has asked Vijay Mallya to shell out 1 billion dollars by month end and it would be interesting to see from where that would come ?...http://www.firstpost.com/business/sbi-asks-vijay-mallya-to-get-1-bn-by-month-end-518358.html
Apparently SBI has asked Vijay Mallya to shell out 1 billion dollars by month end and it would be interesting to see from where that would come ?...http://www.firstpost.com/business/sbi-asks-vijay-mallya-to-get-1-bn-by-month-end-518358.html


It is high time that someone put a gun to Mallya's and his happy-go-lucky son's head to shell out their debts! Last time I read about it, it seems Mallya was relying on making money on the Formula one races on the Buddha Circuit, I don't know what happened afterwards!

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