Friends you must have come across funny people and their weird or funny pick up lines at some point or the other in your life. So I invite you to share incidents from your life where you came across a pick up line that made you laugh out loud. :lol:
It happens in virtual life too that is on the social networking sites where you get fraandship requests from people you hardly know along with 'comical' messages.
Lets share the hilarious messages or pick up lines you have come across. I am sure all of you would have something to share here. ;) ;)
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let me tell you what happened just 1 day before Onam.......now also i can't stop laughing....
My hubby (who don't know Hindi) was going through list of cinemas on cable channels. Since it was festival season, it's sure, we can see many new releases through channels...
he was reading movie names one by one....
Rose bowl.......Akale hum Akale Tum.....
I was thinking, what's he saying :S :whistle:
Hoping you have noted the spelling AKALE :blush:
Actually the movie name was Akele Hum Akele Tum.....but he read as Akale hum akale tum.....
AKALE in Malayalam means....far....
He combined Malayalam and Hindi words to get a new movie name :woohoo: :woohoo:
So, the meaning became......Distant/far TUM Distant/far HUM.... :laugh: :laugh:
Akele (loneliness) indirectly means distant also..... :cheer:
So, he has framed the title correctly....combining two different languages :blink: :silly:
My hubby (who don't know Hindi) was going through list of cinemas on cable channels. Since it was festival season, it's sure, we can see many new releases through channels...
he was reading movie names one by one....
Rose bowl.......Akale hum Akale Tum.....
I was thinking, what's he saying :S :whistle:
Hoping you have noted the spelling AKALE :blush:
Actually the movie name was Akele Hum Akele Tum.....but he read as Akale hum akale tum.....
AKALE in Malayalam means....far....
He combined Malayalam and Hindi words to get a new movie name :woohoo: :woohoo:
So, the meaning became......Distant/far TUM Distant/far HUM.... :laugh: :laugh:
Akele (loneliness) indirectly means distant also..... :cheer:
So, he has framed the title correctly....combining two different languages :blink: :silly:
let me tell you what happened just 1 day before Onam.......now also i can't stop laughing....
My hubby (who don't know Hindi) was going through list of cinemas on cable channels. Since it was festival season, it's sure, we can see many new releases through channels...
he was reading movie names one by one....
Rose bowl.......Akale hum Akale Tum.....
I was thinking, what's he saying :S :whistle:
Hoping you have noted the spelling AKALE :blush:
Actually the movie name was Akele Hum Akele Tum.....but he read as Akale hum akale tum.....
AKALE in Malayalam means....far....
He combined Malayalam and Hindi words to get a new movie name :woohoo: :woohoo:
So, the meaning became......Distant/far TUM Distant/far HUM.... :laugh: :laugh:
Akele (loneliness) indirectly means distant also..... :cheer:
So, he has framed the title correctly....combining two different languages :blink: :silly:
I hope he was not doing it intentionally seeing you busy in the forums and he watching movies, so he took the opportunity to do it in a funny way. 'Akale ham' was his Dukh dard, he did not say it directly :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: .
let me tell you what happened just 1 day before Onam.......now also i can't stop laughing....
My hubby (who don't know Hindi) was going through list of cinemas on cable channels. Since it was festival season, it's sure, we can see many new releases through channels...
he was reading movie names one by one....
Rose bowl.......Akale hum Akale Tum.....
I was thinking, what's he saying :S :whistle:
Hoping you have noted the spelling AKALE :blush:
Actually the movie name was Akele Hum Akele Tum.....but he read as Akale hum akale tum.....
AKALE in Malayalam means....far....
He combined Malayalam and Hindi words to get a new movie name :woohoo: :woohoo:
So, the meaning became......Distant/far TUM Distant/far HUM.... :laugh: :laugh:
Akele (loneliness) indirectly means distant also..... :cheer:
So, he has framed the title correctly....combining two different languages :blink: :silly:
I hope he was not doing it intentionally seeing you busy in the forums and he watching movies, so he took the opportunity to do it in a funny way. 'Akale ham' was his Dukh dard, he did not say it directly :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: .
No yaar...
he has no idea of Hindi movies...
Also, I don't think he even know the meaning of word, Akele :woohoo:
let me tell you what happened just 1 day before Onam.......now also i can't stop laughing....
My hubby (who don't know Hindi) was going through list of cinemas on cable channels. Since it was festival season, it's sure, we can see many new releases through channels...
he was reading movie names one by one....
Rose bowl.......Akale hum Akale Tum.....
I was thinking, what's he saying :S :whistle:
Hoping you have noted the spelling AKALE :blush:
Actually the movie name was Akele Hum Akele Tum.....but he read as Akale hum akale tum.....
AKALE in Malayalam means....far....
He combined Malayalam and Hindi words to get a new movie name :woohoo: :woohoo:
So, the meaning became......Distant/far TUM Distant/far HUM.... :laugh: :laugh:
Akele (loneliness) indirectly means distant also..... :cheer:
So, he has framed the title correctly....combining two different languages :blink: :silly:
I hope he was not doing it intentionally seeing you busy in the forums and he watching movies, so he took the opportunity to do it in a funny way. 'Akale ham' was his Dukh dard, he did not say it directly :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: .
Ha ha... That was nice interpretation Suni.. Sandhya.. need your inputs now.. :P :P :evil: :evil: :evil:
let me tell you what happened just 1 day before Onam.......now also i can't stop laughing....
My hubby (who don't know Hindi) was going through list of cinemas on cable channels. Since it was festival season, it's sure, we can see many new releases through channels...
he was reading movie names one by one....
Rose bowl.......Akale hum Akale Tum.....
I was thinking, what's he saying :S :whistle:
Hoping you have noted the spelling AKALE :blush:
Actually the movie name was Akele Hum Akele Tum.....but he read as Akale hum akale tum.....
AKALE in Malayalam means....far....
He combined Malayalam and Hindi words to get a new movie name :woohoo: :woohoo:
So, the meaning became......Distant/far TUM Distant/far HUM.... :laugh: :laugh:
Akele (loneliness) indirectly means distant also..... :cheer:
So, he has framed the title correctly....combining two different languages :blink: :silly:
I cant stop laughing. :laugh: Know I had a french teacher of mine who had the exact pronunciation your husband supposedly has. ;)
Nicely interpreted by Suni. :lol: akale hain toh kya ghum hai . ;)
let me tell you what happened just 1 day before Onam.......now also i can't stop laughing....
My hubby (who don't know Hindi) was going through list of cinemas on cable channels. Since it was festival season, it's sure, we can see many new releases through channels...
he was reading movie names one by one....
Rose bowl.......Akale hum Akale Tum.....
I was thinking, what's he saying :S :whistle:
Hoping you have noted the spelling AKALE :blush:
Actually the movie name was Akele Hum Akele Tum.....but he read as Akale hum akale tum.....
AKALE in Malayalam means....far....
He combined Malayalam and Hindi words to get a new movie name :woohoo: :woohoo:
So, the meaning became......Distant/far TUM Distant/far HUM.... :laugh: :laugh:
Akele (loneliness) indirectly means distant also..... :cheer:
So, he has framed the title correctly....combining two different languages :blink: :silly:
I cant stop laughing. :laugh: Know I had a french teacher of mine who had the exact pronunciation your husband supposedly has. ;)
Nicely interpreted by Suni. :lol: akale hain toh kya ghum hai . ;)
Was he a malayali? :P
Perhaps he was far away from his beloved :woohoo: :woohoo:
let me tell you what happened just 1 day before Onam.......now also i can't stop laughing....
My hubby (who don't know Hindi) was going through list of cinemas on cable channels. Since it was festival season, it's sure, we can see many new releases through channels...
he was reading movie names one by one....
Rose bowl.......Akale hum Akale Tum.....
I was thinking, what's he saying :S :whistle:
Hoping you have noted the spelling AKALE :blush:
Actually the movie name was Akele Hum Akele Tum.....but he read as Akale hum akale tum.....
AKALE in Malayalam means....far....
He combined Malayalam and Hindi words to get a new movie name :woohoo: :woohoo:
So, the meaning became......Distant/far TUM Distant/far HUM.... :laugh: :laugh:
Akele (loneliness) indirectly means distant also..... :cheer:
So, he has framed the title correctly....combining two different languages :blink: :silly:
I hope he was not doing it intentionally seeing you busy in the forums and he watching movies, so he took the opportunity to do it in a funny way. 'Akale ham' was his Dukh dard, he did not say it directly :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: .
No yaar...
he has no idea of Hindi movies...
Also, I don't think he even know the meaning of word, Akele :woohoo:
Now I am more sure that he is learning Hindi without your knowledge, he might have seen that you are mixing with too many Hindi knowing people. I must visit HDFC bank soon. :laugh: :laugh:
let me tell you what happened just 1 day before Onam.......now also i can't stop laughing....
My hubby (who don't know Hindi) was going through list of cinemas on cable channels. Since it was festival season, it's sure, we can see many new releases through channels...
he was reading movie names one by one....
Rose bowl.......Akale hum Akale Tum.....
I was thinking, what's he saying :S :whistle:
Hoping you have noted the spelling AKALE :blush:
Actually the movie name was Akele Hum Akele Tum.....but he read as Akale hum akale tum.....
AKALE in Malayalam means....far....
He combined Malayalam and Hindi words to get a new movie name :woohoo: :woohoo:
So, the meaning became......Distant/far TUM Distant/far HUM.... :laugh: :laugh:
Akele (loneliness) indirectly means distant also..... :cheer:
So, he has framed the title correctly....combining two different languages :blink: :silly:
I hope he was not doing it intentionally seeing you busy in the forums and he watching movies, so he took the opportunity to do it in a funny way. 'Akale ham' was his Dukh dard, he did not say it directly :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: .
No yaar...
he has no idea of Hindi movies...
Also, I don't think he even know the meaning of word, Akele :woohoo:
Now I am more sure that he is learning Hindi without your knowledge, he might have seen that you are mixing with too many Hindi knowing people. I must visit HDFC bank soon. :laugh: :laugh:
I will be very happy if he learns Hindi. :cheer:
For the 6-7 years am trying my level best to teach him Hindi. He also want to learn. Hoping I will become success some day. (We have to study Hindi compulsory till class 10)
let me tell you what happened just 1 day before Onam.......now also i can't stop laughing....
My hubby (who don't know Hindi) was going through list of cinemas on cable channels. Since it was festival season, it's sure, we can see many new releases through channels...
he was reading movie names one by one....
Rose bowl.......Akale hum Akale Tum.....
I was thinking, what's he saying :S :whistle:
Hoping you have noted the spelling AKALE :blush:
Actually the movie name was Akele Hum Akele Tum.....but he read as Akale hum akale tum.....
AKALE in Malayalam means....far....
He combined Malayalam and Hindi words to get a new movie name :woohoo: :woohoo:
So, the meaning became......Distant/far TUM Distant/far HUM.... :laugh: :laugh:
Akele (loneliness) indirectly means distant also..... :cheer:
So, he has framed the title correctly....combining two different languages :blink: :silly:
I hope he was not doing it intentionally seeing you busy in the forums and he watching movies, so he took the opportunity to do it in a funny way. 'Akale ham' was his Dukh dard, he did not say it directly :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: .
Ha ha... That was nice interpretation Suni.. Sandhya.. need your inputs now.. :P :P :evil: :evil: :evil:
Sandhya has given it but seems a fabricated one. Howcome a lonely guy would ever miss his Akelapan in any language. :laugh: :laugh:
let me tell you what happened just 1 day before Onam.......now also i can't stop laughing....
My hubby (who don't know Hindi) was going through list of cinemas on cable channels. Since it was festival season, it's sure, we can see many new releases through channels...
he was reading movie names one by one....
Rose bowl.......Akale hum Akale Tum.....
I was thinking, what's he saying :S :whistle:
Hoping you have noted the spelling AKALE :blush:
Actually the movie name was Akele Hum Akele Tum.....but he read as Akale hum akale tum.....
AKALE in Malayalam means....far....
He combined Malayalam and Hindi words to get a new movie name :woohoo: :woohoo:
So, the meaning became......Distant/far TUM Distant/far HUM.... :laugh: :laugh:
Akele (loneliness) indirectly means distant also..... :cheer:
So, he has framed the title correctly....combining two different languages :blink: :silly:
I hope he was not doing it intentionally seeing you busy in the forums and he watching movies, so he took the opportunity to do it in a funny way. 'Akale ham' was his Dukh dard, he did not say it directly :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: .
No yaar...
he has no idea of Hindi movies...
Also, I don't think he even know the meaning of word, Akele :woohoo:
Now I am more sure that he is learning Hindi without your knowledge, he might have seen that you are mixing with too many Hindi knowing people. I must visit HDFC bank soon. :laugh: :laugh:
I will be very happy if he learns Hindi. :cheer:
For the 6-7 years am trying my level best to teach him Hindi. He also want to learn. Hoping I will become success some day. (We have to study Hindi compulsory till class 10)
Awwww you are not trying to say that he is not educated up to classX :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: What post he works for in bank, I thought he was manager. :laugh:
let me tell you what happened just 1 day before Onam.......now also i can't stop laughing....
My hubby (who don't know Hindi) was going through list of cinemas on cable channels. Since it was festival season, it's sure, we can see many new releases through channels...
he was reading movie names one by one....
Rose bowl.......Akale hum Akale Tum.....
I was thinking, what's he saying :S :whistle:
Hoping you have noted the spelling AKALE :blush:
Actually the movie name was Akele Hum Akele Tum.....but he read as Akale hum akale tum.....
AKALE in Malayalam means....far....
He combined Malayalam and Hindi words to get a new movie name :woohoo: :woohoo:
So, the meaning became......Distant/far TUM Distant/far HUM.... :laugh: :laugh:
Akele (loneliness) indirectly means distant also..... :cheer:
So, he has framed the title correctly....combining two different languages :blink: :silly:
I cant stop laughing. :laugh: Know I had a french teacher of mine who had the exact pronunciation your husband supposedly has. ;)
Nicely interpreted by Suni. :lol: akale hain toh kya ghum hai . ;)
Was he a malayali? :P
Perhaps he was far away from his beloved :woohoo: :woohoo:
Yes he was a Malayali! And his Malyali hindi mixed accent made him really funny to our ears. We loved his classes. :cheer:
let me tell you what happened just 1 day before Onam.......now also i can't stop laughing....
My hubby (who don't know Hindi) was going through list of cinemas on cable channels. Since it was festival season, it's sure, we can see many new releases through channels...
he was reading movie names one by one....
Rose bowl.......Akale hum Akale Tum.....
I was thinking, what's he saying :S :whistle:
Hoping you have noted the spelling AKALE :blush:
Actually the movie name was Akele Hum Akele Tum.....but he read as Akale hum akale tum.....
AKALE in Malayalam means....far....
He combined Malayalam and Hindi words to get a new movie name :woohoo: :woohoo:
So, the meaning became......Distant/far TUM Distant/far HUM.... :laugh: :laugh:
Akele (loneliness) indirectly means distant also..... :cheer:
So, he has framed the title correctly....combining two different languages :blink: :silly:
I cant stop laughing. :laugh: Know I had a french teacher of mine who had the exact pronunciation your husband supposedly has. ;)
Nicely interpreted by Suni. :lol: akale hain toh kya ghum hai . ;)
Was he a malayali? :P
Perhaps he was far away from his beloved :woohoo: :woohoo:
Yes he was a Malayali! And his Malyali hindi mixed accent made him really funny to our ears. We loved his classes. :cheer:
You are insulting we malayalis :evil: :evil:
Let us see face to face ;) :P
let me tell you what happened just 1 day before Onam.......now also i can't stop laughing....
My hubby (who don't know Hindi) was going through list of cinemas on cable channels. Since it was festival season, it's sure, we can see many new releases through channels...
he was reading movie names one by one....
Rose bowl.......Akale hum Akale Tum.....
I was thinking, what's he saying :S :whistle:
Hoping you have noted the spelling AKALE :blush:
Actually the movie name was Akele Hum Akele Tum.....but he read as Akale hum akale tum.....
AKALE in Malayalam means....far....
He combined Malayalam and Hindi words to get a new movie name :woohoo: :woohoo:
So, the meaning became......Distant/far TUM Distant/far HUM.... :laugh: :laugh:
Akele (loneliness) indirectly means distant also..... :cheer:
So, he has framed the title correctly....combining two different languages :blink: :silly:
I hope he was not doing it intentionally seeing you busy in the forums and he watching movies, so he took the opportunity to do it in a funny way. 'Akale ham' was his Dukh dard, he did not say it directly :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: .
No yaar...
he has no idea of Hindi movies...
Also, I don't think he even know the meaning of word, Akele :woohoo:
Now I am more sure that he is learning Hindi without your knowledge, he might have seen that you are mixing with too many Hindi knowing people. I must visit HDFC bank soon. :laugh: :laugh:
I will be very happy if he learns Hindi. :cheer:
For the 6-7 years am trying my level best to teach him Hindi. He also want to learn. Hoping I will become success some day. (We have to study Hindi compulsory till class 10)
Awwww you are not trying to say that he is not educated up to classX :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: What post he works for in bank, I thought he was manager. :laugh:
Kollum jnan :evil: :evil:
Decode it.....incomplete task till now :evil: :evil:
let me tell you what happened just 1 day before Onam.......now also i can't stop laughing....
My hubby (who don't know Hindi) was going through list of cinemas on cable channels. Since it was festival season, it's sure, we can see many new releases through channels...
he was reading movie names one by one....
Rose bowl.......Akale hum Akale Tum.....
I was thinking, what's he saying :S :whistle:
Hoping you have noted the spelling AKALE :blush:
Actually the movie name was Akele Hum Akele Tum.....but he read as Akale hum akale tum.....
AKALE in Malayalam means....far....
He combined Malayalam and Hindi words to get a new movie name :woohoo: :woohoo:
So, the meaning became......Distant/far TUM Distant/far HUM.... :laugh: :laugh:
Akele (loneliness) indirectly means distant also..... :cheer:
So, he has framed the title correctly....combining two different languages :blink: :silly:
I hope he was not doing it intentionally seeing you busy in the forums and he watching movies, so he took the opportunity to do it in a funny way. 'Akale ham' was his Dukh dard, he did not say it directly :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: .
No yaar...
he has no idea of Hindi movies...
Also, I don't think he even know the meaning of word, Akele :woohoo:
Now I am more sure that he is learning Hindi without your knowledge, he might have seen that you are mixing with too many Hindi knowing people. I must visit HDFC bank soon. :laugh: :laugh:
I will be very happy if he learns Hindi. :cheer:
For the 6-7 years am trying my level best to teach him Hindi. He also want to learn. Hoping I will become success some day. (We have to study Hindi compulsory till class 10)
Awwww you are not trying to say that he is not educated up to classX :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: What post he works for in bank, I thought he was manager. :laugh:
Kollum jnan :evil: :evil:
Decode it.....incomplete task till now :evil: :evil:
I know this, This means Kollam janna hai Vahan par boat hai. Then I can catch a boat for Allepy from there. :laugh: :laugh:
OK let me share this message (from some unknown person) with you all that I got a few days back on a networking site. I found it really funny. :laugh:
Hieee Asha
Maybe you dont know me, but I know you cos GOD told me to be in contact wid you....
Actually I had a word wid him in ma dreams, and had a very big complain that I dont have any good friend whose so beautiful and cute... he laughed at me and told me that Asha is the right girl whose so damn beautiful....
So by going on his words, I searched you all over....
Tried findin u in Colleges, Schools, Cinemas, CCD, Pubs.....
And finally Facebook helped me finding you.....
How about knowin each other ???
Hieee Asha
Maybe you dont know me, but I know you cos GOD told me to be in contact wid you....
Actually I had a word wid him in ma dreams, and had a very big complain that I dont have any good friend whose so beautiful and cute... he laughed at me and told me that Asha is the right girl whose so damn beautiful....
So by going on his words, I searched you all over....
Tried findin u in Colleges, Schools, Cinemas, CCD, Pubs.....
And finally Facebook helped me finding you.....
How about knowin each other ???
OK let me share this message (from some unknown person) with you all that I got a few days back on a networking site. I found it really funny. :laugh:
Hieee Asha
Maybe you dont know me, but I know you cos GOD told me to be in contact wid you....
Actually I had a word wid him in ma dreams, and had a very big complain that I dont have any good friend whose so beautiful and cute... he laughed at me and told me that Asha is the right girl whose so damn beautiful....
So by going on his words, I searched you all over....
Tried findin u in Colleges, Schools, Cinemas, CCD, Pubs.....
And finally Facebook helped me finding you.....
How about knowin each other ???
Ha haa... That's nice.. atleast appreciate him for his effort.. :P :P :evil: :evil:
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