I am planning a coal agency!!

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Do you think that would be a profitable business or have I a better choice?? Suggest a more beneficial business. I want to be rich soon. How about starting a cricket betting business, please do not confuse with batting as I have stopped playing cricket long before. :laugh:

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If decision is already made, why are you asking we people? :cheer:
Just listen to your heart and proceed........put cotton on your ears....because we people may advise you....


No, no you are welcome to suggest me som thing better than coal otherwise I shall have to pick one of these tried and tested jobs. :evil: :evil: :evil: Come on make it fast, I shall give 5% to the one who suggests right one for me. :laugh: :laugh:


What about beverages in Kerala?
You didn't answer it :angry:


That is too small a job for my standard. You gotta see boozers in Punjab. 1 Patiyala peg is enough for a malayali for whole of his evening where as Punjabi starts with that. :evil: :evil:

Perhaps you won't get license here :laugh: :laugh:

here, quantity is more required than quality :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
So, you can easily serve people a lot by adding water.
Giving you simple tips for your business ;)


Suggest some thing big, I am jealous of those earning big without doing much but scams, Do we need licences to do a Ghotala. I am interested to do some thing like Harshad Mehta. :woohoo: :woohoo: :evil:


I think you don't want to become rich instead want to experience living in jail. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:


All big rich are living in jail these days and rest of them are ready to go. That is status of symbol buddy. wanna come? :evil: :evil:


May be that is the reason I don't want to be rich by adopting shortcuts. :P
If decision is already made, why are you asking we people? :cheer:
Just listen to your heart and proceed........put cotton on your ears....because we people may advise you....


No, no you are welcome to suggest me som thing better than coal otherwise I shall have to pick one of these tried and tested jobs. :evil: :evil: :evil: Come on make it fast, I shall give 5% to the one who suggests right one for me. :laugh: :laugh:


What about beverages in Kerala?
You didn't answer it :angry:


That is too small a job for my standard. You gotta see boozers in Punjab. 1 Patiyala peg is enough for a malayali for whole of his evening where as Punjabi starts with that. :evil: :evil:

Perhaps you won't get license here :laugh: :laugh:

here, quantity is more required than quality :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
So, you can easily serve people a lot by adding water.
Giving you simple tips for your business ;)


Suggest some thing big, I am jealous of those earning big without doing much but scams, Do we need licences to do a Ghotala. I am interested to do some thing like Harshad Mehta. :woohoo: :woohoo: :evil:


I think you don't want to become rich instead want to experience living in jail. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:


All big rich are living in jail these days and rest of them are ready to go. That is status of symbol buddy. wanna come? :evil: :evil:


May be that is the reason I don't want to be rich by adopting shortcuts. :P


Huh, you will always remain the same 9 to 6 worker of a private company :evil: think big ma if you want to be real part of this country. No one asks people like you. I shall be famous one day soon. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
If decision is already made, why are you asking we people? :cheer:
Just listen to your heart and proceed........put cotton on your ears....because we people may advise you....


No, no you are welcome to suggest me som thing better than coal otherwise I shall have to pick one of these tried and tested jobs. :evil: :evil: :evil: Come on make it fast, I shall give 5% to the one who suggests right one for me. :laugh: :laugh:


What about beverages in Kerala?
You didn't answer it :angry:


That is too small a job for my standard. You gotta see boozers in Punjab. 1 Patiyala peg is enough for a malayali for whole of his evening where as Punjabi starts with that. :evil: :evil:

Perhaps you won't get license here :laugh: :laugh:

here, quantity is more required than quality :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
So, you can easily serve people a lot by adding water.
Giving you simple tips for your business ;)


Suggest some thing big, I am jealous of those earning big without doing much but scams, Do we need licences to do a Ghotala. I am interested to do some thing like Harshad Mehta. :woohoo: :woohoo: :evil:


I think you don't want to become rich instead want to experience living in jail. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:


All big rich are living in jail these days and rest of them are ready to go. That is status of symbol buddy. wanna come? :evil: :evil:


May be that is the reason I don't want to be rich by adopting shortcuts. :P


Huh, you will always remain the same 9 to 6 worker of a private company :evil: think big ma if you want to be real part of this country. No one asks people like you. I shall be famous one day soon. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


I am happy with it I don't want to be famous at all. :evil:

I wish you could be famous soon. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
If decision is already made, why are you asking we people? :cheer:
Just listen to your heart and proceed........put cotton on your ears....because we people may advise you....


No, no you are welcome to suggest me som thing better than coal otherwise I shall have to pick one of these tried and tested jobs. :evil: :evil: :evil: Come on make it fast, I shall give 5% to the one who suggests right one for me. :laugh: :laugh:


What about beverages in Kerala?
You didn't answer it :angry:


That is too small a job for my standard. You gotta see boozers in Punjab. 1 Patiyala peg is enough for a malayali for whole of his evening where as Punjabi starts with that. :evil: :evil:

Perhaps you won't get license here :laugh: :laugh:

here, quantity is more required than quality :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
So, you can easily serve people a lot by adding water.
Giving you simple tips for your business ;)


Suggest some thing big, I am jealous of those earning big without doing much but scams, Do we need licences to do a Ghotala. I am interested to do some thing like Harshad Mehta. :woohoo: :woohoo: :evil:


I think you don't want to become rich instead want to experience living in jail. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:


All big rich are living in jail these days and rest of them are ready to go. That is status of symbol buddy. wanna come? :evil: :evil:


May be that is the reason I don't want to be rich by adopting shortcuts. :P


Huh, you will always remain the same 9 to 6 worker of a private company :evil: think big ma if you want to be real part of this country. No one asks people like you. I shall be famous one day soon. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


I am happy with it I don't want to be famous at all. :evil:

I wish you could be famous soon. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


okay come to meet me soon in Tihar, you can see me in the company of all biggies there. :laugh: :laugh:
How are you so sure that you will be kept in Tihar? :laugh:

But I have seen many of the biggies are given luxuries there which even they don't get at their homes. :evil:
How are you so sure that you will be kept in Tihar? :laugh:

But I have seen many of the biggies are given luxuries there which even they don't get at their homes. :evil:


Sanjeev, that is exactly the point, Tihar is the ultimate super-duper luxurious destination for many rich and the famous. Sunil wants to join their ranks probably!! :woohoo: :laugh:
How are you so sure that you will be kept in Tihar? :laugh:

But I have seen many of the biggies are given luxuries there which even they don't get at their homes. :evil:


Sanjeev, that is exactly the point, Tihar is the ultimate super-duper luxurious destination for many rich and the famous. Sunil wants to join their ranks probably!! :woohoo: :laugh:


Shhhhhh, there are so many who are willing to grab the coal blocks open for re-allotment. I wanna put my bid ahead of them. I am sure, I would make billions selling my allotment letter itself.. :evil: :evil: :laugh:
How are you so sure that you will be kept in Tihar? :laugh:

But I have seen many of the biggies are given luxuries there which even they don't get at their homes. :evil:


Sanjeev, that is exactly the point, Tihar is the ultimate super-duper luxurious destination for many rich and the famous. Sunil wants to join their ranks probably!! :woohoo: :laugh:


LOL, I am sure they have different categories of luxury suites there for all the VIPs and VVIPs, some of whom have a permanent residence there ... :P
How are you so sure that you will be kept in Tihar? :laugh:

But I have seen many of the biggies are given luxuries there which even they don't get at their homes. :evil:


Sanjeev, that is exactly the point, Tihar is the ultimate super-duper luxurious destination for many rich and the famous. Sunil wants to join their ranks probably!! :woohoo: :laugh:


LOL, I am sure they have different categories of luxury suites there for all the VIPs and VVIPs, some of whom have a permanent residence there ... :P


I would prefer to have a lesser luxurious one, provided they allow me to go and come at my will. :laugh: :laugh:
How are you so sure that you will be kept in Tihar? :laugh:

But I have seen many of the biggies are given luxuries there which even they don't get at their homes. :evil:


Sanjeev, that is exactly the point, Tihar is the ultimate super-duper luxurious destination for many rich and the famous. Sunil wants to join their ranks probably!! :woohoo: :laugh:


LOL, I am sure they have different categories of luxury suites there for all the VIPs and VVIPs, some of whom have a permanent residence there ... :P


I would prefer to have a lesser luxurious one, provided they allow me to go and come at my will. :laugh: :laugh:


Then....your problem is solved Sunil
Join politics.....but never choose opposition party........ :S :S :S
How are you so sure that you will be kept in Tihar? :laugh:

But I have seen many of the biggies are given luxuries there which even they don't get at their homes. :evil:


Sanjeev, that is exactly the point, Tihar is the ultimate super-duper luxurious destination for many rich and the famous. Sunil wants to join their ranks probably!! :woohoo: :laugh:


LOL, I am sure they have different categories of luxury suites there for all the VIPs and VVIPs, some of whom have a permanent residence there ... :P


I would prefer to have a lesser luxurious one, provided they allow me to go and come at my will. :laugh: :laugh:


Then....your problem is solved Sunil
Join politics.....but never choose opposition party........ :S :S :S


You are wrong again, you see this is kind of musical chair for parties, this is artificial fight in between parties but they are all same when it comes to taking undue advantages. Joining power politics is all that matters money comes for both, power or apposition.
How are you so sure that you will be kept in Tihar? :laugh:

But I have seen many of the biggies are given luxuries there which even they don't get at their homes. :evil:


Sanjeev, that is exactly the point, Tihar is the ultimate super-duper luxurious destination for many rich and the famous. Sunil wants to join their ranks probably!! :woohoo: :laugh:


Shhhhhh, there are so many who are willing to grab the coal blocks open for re-allotment. I wanna put my bid ahead of them. I am sure, I would make billions selling my allotment letter itself.. :evil: :evil: :laugh:


Ooops Sorry!! Didn't realize that others would grab it too!!! :evil: :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh:
How are you so sure that you will be kept in Tihar? :laugh:

But I have seen many of the biggies are given luxuries there which even they don't get at their homes. :evil:


Sanjeev, that is exactly the point, Tihar is the ultimate super-duper luxurious destination for many rich and the famous. Sunil wants to join their ranks probably!! :woohoo: :laugh:


LOL, I am sure they have different categories of luxury suites there for all the VIPs and VVIPs, some of whom have a permanent residence there ... :P


Also not to forget the gourmet food they get to eat their, of their own choice!!! :laugh: :lol:
How are you so sure that you will be kept in Tihar? :laugh:

But I have seen many of the biggies are given luxuries there which even they don't get at their homes. :evil:


Sanjeev, that is exactly the point, Tihar is the ultimate super-duper luxurious destination for many rich and the famous. Sunil wants to join their ranks probably!! :woohoo: :laugh:


LOL, I am sure they have different categories of luxury suites there for all the VIPs and VVIPs, some of whom have a permanent residence there ... :P


Also not to forget the gourmet food they get to eat their, of their own choice!!! :laugh: :lol:


Food is not that important because they have so much to eat that food is only a necessity to live. I am finding this is my favor. I would prefer to eat bigger items than filling my space with food only, that is for common people. Think big if you wanna be big. :laugh: :laugh:
How are you so sure that you will be kept in Tihar? :laugh:

But I have seen many of the biggies are given luxuries there which even they don't get at their homes. :evil:


Sanjeev, that is exactly the point, Tihar is the ultimate super-duper luxurious destination for many rich and the famous. Sunil wants to join their ranks probably!! :woohoo: :laugh:


LOL, I am sure they have different categories of luxury suites there for all the VIPs and VVIPs, some of whom have a permanent residence there ... :P


I would prefer to have a lesser luxurious one, provided they allow me to go and come at my will. :laugh: :laugh:


These days it is the independents that call the shots and get the price they demand and they can do it as many times as they want, make and break governments...Just imagine the kind of clout and power they have in their hands :unsure: :huh:
How are you so sure that you will be kept in Tihar? :laugh:

But I have seen many of the biggies are given luxuries there which even they don't get at their homes. :evil:


Sanjeev, that is exactly the point, Tihar is the ultimate super-duper luxurious destination for many rich and the famous. Sunil wants to join their ranks probably!! :woohoo: :laugh:


LOL, I am sure they have different categories of luxury suites there for all the VIPs and VVIPs, some of whom have a permanent residence there ... :P


I would prefer to have a lesser luxurious one, provided they allow me to go and come at my will. :laugh: :laugh:


These days it is the independents that call the shots and get the price they demand and they can do it as many times as they want, make and break governments...Just imagine the kind of clout and power they have in their hands :unsure: :huh:


Yes they allow few of the VIPS to go and come by their own wish. You need to be a big politician for it.Hope you are planning to do that otherwise you will be deprive of some good experiences of Tihar Jail. :woohoo:
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